2018-12-01 at 10:34 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Like I've been seeing this little girl for a little over a month now, I recently made a thread about abducting her from school, I hope I dont have to hit her to keep her quiet. We had a very serious talk a couple weeks ago through the fence at her school and I've thought about it, this actually might be a good thing for me. She brings out the best in me, she makes me mud pies and I even told her to put an egg on top jokingly and she actually did and I ate it and it was good.
I've started dressing her and undressing her in my mind already, I bought a new pair of nice stripper boots, the smallest they had inline from europe so I wouldnt get tracked and I will have her wear them with blue jean cutoffs and a long sleeve dress shirt tucked in and she tells me I'm handsome and It looks more mature than the metal/punk t-shirts I wear. If I'm not wearing boots I'm wearing dad shoes and appropriately so because I am fond of her she's a 4 year old daughter of Franchesca. I call her lil Fran and I put her on my back and crawl around pretending an elephant and she loves it and she ran up to me and jumped on my lap one night and wrapped her arms around me and said she loves me. And it felt all tingly in my naughty place
I talked to "G" about this tonight after the show and he told me to take the lead and quit making excuses, don't take advantage but make the relationship what you want, its about being a man and getting things done your way. And I take his advice to heart because actually one smartest gonts I know around here considering he's and older dude and has more life experience and would stray me wrong.
When I first met this Girl I was on top of her and asked her if I can cum in her and she giggled and said "do whatever you want" and I got freaked out and didn't cum in her, but maybe I should have. We don't have sex all the time like my last gf where thats all we did basically for a year but you know what maybe thats not that bad of thing because I've used sex as crutch to fill the void but that isn't right I've realized. But we will have sex when her mother is at her bf's or after we drop her off at church.
G told me "don't try, because thats the first step failure, just do it" And he's right that makes perfect since. And by the way to my hecklers, this is legit
Questions? Comments?
I put some reality in the story since you were bullshitting us from the getgo
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2018-12-02 at 7:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone
I just surprised anyone here owns a scale that can weigh more than just drugs, honestly.
I certainly don't own a scale that can weigh more than 20lb.
gotta keep on our mad gainz bruh
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2018-12-02 at 9:25 AM UTC
You'll hate her in a little over a month from now.
2018-12-02 at 1:01 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Jill, stop bein a stuckup bitch and talk to me
2018-12-02 at 6:59 PM UTC
every time you try to laugh it comes off as the nervous laughter right before a public execution.
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