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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Hi so I've never smoked weed in my life but one time i was buying some from these niggers at the park. They asked me to bring a scale. Which, lol. But whatever.

    Now, the scale I had was the gemini-20. About 80% of you probably own this scale so I won't bother posting a pic.

    These niggers did not know how to tare a scale. I had to switch the mode back to grams after they told me my scale was way off. They asked me if the 10g test weight on the corner would weigh the scale down. I said "yes, but it won't affect what's on the weighing plate" and this confused the SHIT out of them. Started asking questions like I was trying to rip them off until I had to demonstrate that its for calibrating the fucking scale.

    Then of course the weed is total shit. And they ask me if i wanna smoke a blunt repeatedly. One of them complained the entire time about how we had to hurry up this deal man and man this is taking too long bro cmon mane.

    First and last time I bought weed from that dude.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    bupm
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I have surprisingly few unusual encounters with drug dealers for some reason, despite having dealt with many over the years.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I have surprisingly few unusual encounters with drug dealers for some reason, despite having dealt with many over the years.

    What about drug users?

    I've had to convince an entire group of people before that Robitussin didn't contain codeine. They thought lean was just cough syrup. I was the only one who'd done bundy or opiates out of the group lol. I didn't manage to convince them either. They probably still think that shit. One of them is actually horrendously schizophrenic and does shit like try to communicate with ethereal beings.

    He was oddly realistic about it though. I asked him if the demons ever spoke back to him when he did his rituals. They didn't, but he just kept doing it hoping they would lol.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG What about drug users?

    I've had to convince an entire group of people before that Robitussin didn't contain codeine. They thought lean was just cough syrup. I was the only one who'd done bundy or opiates out of the group lol. I didn't manage to convince them either. They probably still think that shit. One of them is actually horrendously schizophrenic and does shit like try to communicate with ethereal beings.

    He was oddly realistic about it though. I asked him if the demons ever spoke back to him when he did his rituals. They didn't, but he just kept doing it hoping they would lol.

    Okay I have definitely encountered some stupid and/or insane drug users.

    I wouldn't even know where to begin.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Okay, for example, when people argue for legalization of marijuana strictly because it has medical benefits, I always want to say: "Okay, cool, but let's wait for science to engineer a strain of marijuana that doesn't result in any high whatsoever. If it's strictly for medicinal purposes, then you shouldn't be able to get a high off of it."

    Just admit you like to get high, nobody gives a fuck! Stop trying to hide behind pseudo-noble causes!
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh, and all the smug drug elitists...

    It fucking amazes me how ignorant some people can be when it comes to classifying drugs as "better for you" or "worse for you."

    A debate I used to get into all the time, but have long since given up on, is the alcohol vs heroin debate (in terms of damage to the body).

    So few people realize that alcohol is significantly more damaging to the body than opiates. Opiates are essentially benign to the body, in and of themselves.

    Sharing needles is obviously dangerous and unhealthy.
    Using heroin with unknown cuts in it always carries risks (e.g.: fentanyl).

    But if you just compare them side by side and the negative effects they have on the body, alcohol is fucking poison compared to opiates.

    I used to argue this all the time when I was an opiate addict. I've been free of opiates for four years now, and I have not changed my position one bit.

    I literally drink, to the point of drunkenness, every single night.

    Yet I never do opiates.

    But RATIONALLY speaking, opiates are FAR less damaging healthwise.

    But it's legal, so try convincing anyone of that.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Okay, for example, when people argue for legalization of marijuana strictly because it has medical benefits, I always want to say: "Okay, cool, but let's wait for science to engineer a strain of marijuana that doesn't result in any high whatsoever. If it's strictly for medicinal purposes, then you shouldn't be able to get a high off of it."

    Just admit you like to get high, nobody gives a fuck! Stop trying to hide behind pseudo-noble causes!

    It always reminds me of medicinal whiskey lol.

    On that note though, people think that because it's 'medicinal marijuana' that you can SMOKE IT and be fine.

    YOU CAN'T. Any organic combustion reaction will result in carcinogenic shit like polycyclic hydrocarbons and benzenes.

    "Nah dude they've done tons of research bro its well studied"

    FUCK YOU ALL WEED DOES IS STUNT CANCER. IT DOESN'T STOP IT OR PREVENT IT FROM FORMING, AND WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THE SAME REACTION HAPPENS WHEN SMOKING. KILL YOURSELF. DIE.

    FUCK.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The smug drug elitists don't end there, either...

    Oh man, the stimulants vs opiates debate is another ridiculous one. I remember I was at this one dude's house many years ago and everyone is smoking crack. I pull out a bit heroin and drop some powder onto my crack pipe, and everyone starts looking at me funny. I offer a hoot to the dude next to me and he's like "fuck no, I don't do that shit, get the fuck away from me with that shit."
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And then there's the coke vs crack crowd. THEY ARE THE SAME. FUCKING. DRUG.

    You are not classier and superior to the crackhead if you snort lines in the club.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Oh, and all the smug drug elitists…

    It fucking amazes me how ignorant some people can be when it comes to classifying drugs as "better for you" or "worse for you."

    A debate I used to get into all the time, but have long since given up on, is the alcohol vs heroin debate (in terms of damage to the body).

    So few people realize that alcohol is significantly more damaging to the body than opiates. Opiates are essentially benign to the body, in and of themselves.

    Sharing needles is obviously dangerous and unhealthy.
    Using heroin with unknown cuts in it always carries risks (e.g.: fentanyl).

    But if you just compare them side by side and the negative effects they have on the body, alcohol is fucking poison compared to opiates.

    I used to argue this all the time when I was an opiate addict. I've been free of opiates for four years now, and I have not changed my position one bit.

    I literally drink, to the point of drunkenness, every single night.

    Yet I never do opiates.

    But RATIONALLY speaking, opiates are FAR less damaging healthwise.

    But it's legal, so try convincing anyone of that.

    I do this every opportunity I get lol. Opiates are crazy safe when done right. Literally the only long term side effects are complications due to constipation (which, just take some fucking magnesium you're set) and lowered testosterone levels in men. But that takes a long time to happen.

    But opiates are unregulated so unless you're getting it from a doctor, you can't trust that shit. It can be a very dangerous game. But it could be a pretty safe one too :(
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG It always reminds me of medicinal whiskey lol.

    On that note though, people think that because it's 'medicinal marijuana' that you can SMOKE IT and be fine.

    YOU CAN'T. Any organic combustion reaction will result in carcinogenic shit like polycyclic hydrocarbons and benzenes.

    "Nah dude they've done tons of research bro its well studied"

    FUCK YOU ALL WEED DOES IS STUNT CANCER. IT DOESN'T STOP IT OR PREVENT IT FROM FORMING, AND WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THE SAME REACTION HAPPENS WHEN SMOKING. KILL YOURSELF. DIE.

    FUCK.

    Exactly. It's the fucking smug ignorance that these serious stoner TM types have that just bugs me so much.

    I personally don't like weed, but I'm never judgmental about it. Practically everyone does it.

    Just don't look down on those who don't, or who perhaps enjoy other drugs.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Don't forget about the acid burnouts
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG I do this every opportunity I get lol. Opiates are crazy safe when done right. Literally the only long term side effects are complications due to constipation (which, just take some fucking magnesium you're set) and lowered testosterone levels in men. But that takes a long time to happen.

    But opiates are unregulated so unless you're getting it from a doctor, you can't trust that shit. It can be a very dangerous game. But it could be a pretty safe one too :(

    I do want to add one caveat though:
    1. Opiates are addictive as fuck.
    2. Tolerance builds quickly.

    This is a BAD combination. It is the primary reason I quit opiates entirely.

    I think the only condition in which I might reconsider going back on them, is if I had a literally infinite supply of either opiates or money to buy said opiates.

    Withdrawals may not kill you, but damn sometimes you will wish they would.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And of course impurities and all this fentanyl bullshit is reason #3.

    In fact, that reason alone should suffice.

    It's like playing Russian roulette every time you take non-pharmaceutical opiates.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I do want to add one caveat though:
    1. Opiates are addictive as fuck.
    2. Tolerance builds quickly.

    This is a BAD combination. It is the primary reason I quit opiates entirely.

    I think the only condition in which I might reconsider going back on them, is if I had a literally infinite supply of either opiates or money to buy said opiates.

    Withdrawals may not kill you, but damn sometimes you will wish they would.

    Yeah. I wouldn't condone opiates unless medically necessary tbh, but I do think they should be available for harm reduction purposes.

    Whenever you say 'they're physically safe' tho, people lose their shit.
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  17. #17
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    I've dealt with some amazingly dumb drug dealers that can't do basic math or fractions and end up with an amazing deal while they think they're making off well. Not to mention levels and layers of ridiculous paranoia, flakiness, and other bullshit that really tests your resolve to even bother getting high.
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    Haha. My weed slave of an ex boyfriend would repeatedly hide stuff from himself while blacked out and not be able to find it when people made the trip all the way over.
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Okay I have definitely encountered some stupid and/or insane drug users.

    I wouldn't even know where to begin.

    I've got too many crazy stories to even start to share
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    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    I had a friend who picked up from a midget being driven around by his mom/caretaker once.
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