Dumb drug dealer/user stories?

1. 2018-12-17 at 7:01 AM UTC

   #41
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by GGG Niggers aren't smart or rich enough to order fentanyl
   
   You ever met a hood nigger who knew how to use dnm? I haven't.

   
   hahaha. how do you think a dude makes money? consulting.
2. 2018-12-17 at 3:44 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by GGG I don't believe these stories about fentanyl being in coke. It's so fucking dumb. Probably more like people are accidentally buying heroin or something, because why would anybody cut coke with fent? You don't keep customers like that. It's gotta be the low level shit fucks like Narc doing that kinda shit, if anybody. The big cartel guys who are bulk ordering fentanyl analogues from China aren't going to fuck with their customer base like that.
   
   IDK if any of you have ever had mafioso dealers but they're crazy professional. It runs like an organization, not like you have a dealer.

   
   Yeah like you'd have a clue faggot.
   
   
   
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3. 2018-12-17 at 3:54 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box hahaha. how do you think a dude makes money? consulting.

   
   You gotta remember when having a discussion with §m£ÂgØL that he just thinks he knows wtf he's talking about, but in reality he doesn't have a clue. But he convinces himself so much that when he talks he'll talk with the air of somebody who know what hell they're on about. Often people will mistake it for somebody who knows wtf he's on about and will believe what he says and pass it on to others with the same false confidence. This is how bullshit drug myths and the like are started. All because of airhead soppy little faggots like §m£ÂgØL. Some people have even died after using on the advice of these big headed retards. But people like §m£ÂgØL are too full of cock and self importance to even consider that as a problem.
   
   
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4. 2018-12-17 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Sometimes during a manic episode, I'll prescribe my dealer upgrades for his business. I've tried to convince him to buy laboratory-grade equipment, I've given him blueprints for a grow room, and I almost got him started on a mushroom tank. For some time, I convinced him that it was worthwhile to weigh out bud on a milligram scale. We've been friends for a long time, so he's a good sport about all this and keeps selling me weed.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • GGG, 
   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2018-12-17 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by GGG Niggers aren't smart or rich enough to order fentanyl
   
   You ever met a hood nigger who knew how to use dnm? I haven't.

   
   Somehow all the hood niggers in Cleveland have fentanyl, it's everywhere. Many sell it as what it is and don't bullshit oddly enough.
6. 2018-12-17 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #46
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Solstice Somehow all the hood niggers in Cleveland have fentanyl, it's everywhere. Many sell it as what it is and don't bullshit oddly enough.

   
   Definitely better that way.
7. 2018-12-18 at 4:40 AM UTC

   #47
   theshroomguy Houston
   Once hit up this retard to buy weed only to find out he ditched the whole thing cause he happened to pass a few police cars on the way to my place. Bruh if the cops were following you it wouldn't be so damn obvious. Never hit that idiot up again