2018-11-30 at 9:03 PM UTC
What you look like when you kiss? I think about it every time I see somebody kiss in a movie or on TV. I cringe. Cringe I say.
I bet I look like a big fat blob of blowfish trying to awkwardly play pin the tongue on the donkey.
2018-11-30 at 9:16 PM UTC
It's the 21st century...just take a selfie movie kissing someone or something.
2018-11-30 at 9:18 PM UTC
No bc once I get started things escalate and I have no time for such stupidity.
2018-11-30 at 9:25 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Easy solution: air kisses. Mwah mwah!
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2018-11-30 at 9:27 PM UTC
I wish everybody I knew did that little air kiss thing on each cheek instead of saying hey and hugging. I wanna be fancy.
2018-11-30 at 9:34 PM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I did that air kiss thing once, also trying on my fancy pants, but my father didn't take kindly to it. He stood up from the table and DECKED ME right in the nose and towered over me, shadowy and LOOMING and bellowed, "AIN'T NO BOY UH MINE GUNNA BE NO FAGET!!! WITH YER LITTLE BUTTERFLY KISSES! NOW GIT!"
And I was banned from indoors for that whole winter.
I never air kissed again.
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2018-11-30 at 11:35 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I don't have to, I've photographed every single kiss I've ever kissed and I review them frequently with the goal of improvement. Generally, I look handsome and skilled. Everybody should do this.
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2018-12-01 at 12:11 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Originally posted by ohfralala
I know that’s a lie bc I very closely examined your file folder names on your desktop when it was posted and I don’t remember seeing the kissing file.
I keep it as a subfolder inside "Plans to usurp POTUS 5GB" to study for when I start kissing babies.
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2018-12-01 at 12:49 AM UTC
You clever little (what’s the male version of minx?) that’s what you are.
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2018-12-01 at 12:51 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
There are no male minxes, just me. I pride myself as an anomaly and I believe this is reflected in my kissing.
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2018-12-01 at 12:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace
I did that air kiss thing once, also trying on my fancy pants, but my father didn't take kindly to it. He stood up from the table and DECKED ME right in the nose and towered over me, shadowy and LOOMING and bellowed, "AIN'T NO BOY UH MINE GUNNA BE NO FAGET!!! WITH YER LITTLE BUTTERFLY KISSES! NOW GIT!"
And I was banned from indoors for that whole winter.
I never air kissed again.
That's the best post on this website.
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2018-12-01 at 12:58 AM UTC
No I haven't. All I ever wondered was how I was going to get my sausage in her oven. Should I have?