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Have you ever wondered...

  1. 2018-11-30 at 9:03 PM UTC
    #1
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What you look like when you kiss? I think about it every time I see somebody kiss in a movie or on TV. I cringe. Cringe I say.

    I bet I look like a big fat blob of blowfish trying to awkwardly play pin the tongue on the donkey.
  2. 2018-11-30 at 9:16 PM UTC
    #2
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    It's the 21st century...just take a selfie movie kissing someone or something.
  3. 2018-11-30 at 9:18 PM UTC
    #3
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No bc once I get started things escalate and I have no time for such stupidity.
  4. 2018-11-30 at 9:24 PM UTC
    #4
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by ohfralala No bc once I get started things escalate and I have no time for such stupidity.

    It's the 21st century there should be plenty of time for stupidity by now with all of our time saving innovations.
  5. 2018-11-30 at 9:25 PM UTC
    #5
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Easy solution: air kisses. Mwah mwah!
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  6. 2018-11-30 at 9:27 PM UTC
    #6
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wish everybody I knew did that little air kiss thing on each cheek instead of saying hey and hugging. I wanna be fancy.
  7. 2018-11-30 at 9:34 PM UTC
    #7
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I did that air kiss thing once, also trying on my fancy pants, but my father didn't take kindly to it. He stood up from the table and DECKED ME right in the nose and towered over me, shadowy and LOOMING and bellowed, "AIN'T NO BOY UH MINE GUNNA BE NO FAGET!!! WITH YER LITTLE BUTTERFLY KISSES! NOW GIT!"

    And I was banned from indoors for that whole winter.

    I never air kissed again.
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  8. 2018-11-30 at 9:38 PM UTC
    #8
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lmfao oh Panny
  9. 2018-11-30 at 9:53 PM UTC
    #9
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Grimace I did that air kiss thing once, also trying on my fancy pants, but my father didn't take kindly to it. He stood up from the table and DECKED ME right in the nose and towered over me, shadowy and LOOMING and bellowed, "AIN'T NO BOY UH MINE GUNNA BE NO FAGET!!! WITH YER LITTLE BUTTERFLY KISSES! NOW GIT!"

    And I was banned from indoors for that whole winter.

    I never air kissed again.

    đŸ˜ƒhilarious!
  10. 2018-11-30 at 11:17 PM UTC
    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Easy solution: air kisses. Mwah mwah!

    tee hee hee, I have questions for you.


    from italy?


    YOU TYPE LIKE A SKINNY WOMAN

    now answer

    ARE YOU HEAVY?!?!?!? were those YOUR legs??!?!?!?

    or are you a lithium skinnybitch?
  11. 2018-11-30 at 11:35 PM UTC
    #11
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I don't have to, I've photographed every single kiss I've ever kissed and I review them frequently with the goal of improvement. Generally, I look handsome and skilled. Everybody should do this.
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  12. 2018-11-30 at 11:42 PM UTC
    #12
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by DietPiano tee hee hee, I have questions for you.


    from italy?


    YOU TYPE LIKE A SKINNY WOMAN

    now answer

    ARE YOU HEAVY?!?!?!? were those YOUR legs??!?!?!?

    or are you a lithium skinnybitch?

    Are you red woman?



    .
  13. 2018-11-30 at 11:50 PM UTC
    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick I don't have to, I've photographed every single kiss I've ever kissed and I review them frequently with the goal of improvement. Generally, I look handsome and skilled. Everybody should do this.

    I know that’s a lie bc I very closely examined your file folder names on your desktop when it was posted and I don’t remember seeing the kissing file.
  14. 2018-12-01 at 12:11 AM UTC
    #14
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I know that’s a lie bc I very closely examined your file folder names on your desktop when it was posted and I don’t remember seeing the kissing file.

    I keep it as a subfolder inside "Plans to usurp POTUS 5GB" to study for when I start kissing babies.
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  15. 2018-12-01 at 12:49 AM UTC
    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You clever little (what’s the male version of minx?) that’s what you are.
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  16. 2018-12-01 at 12:51 AM UTC
    #16
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    There are no male minxes, just me. I pride myself as an anomaly and I believe this is reflected in my kissing.
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  17. 2018-12-01 at 12:54 AM UTC
    #17
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Grimace I did that air kiss thing once, also trying on my fancy pants, but my father didn't take kindly to it. He stood up from the table and DECKED ME right in the nose and towered over me, shadowy and LOOMING and bellowed, "AIN'T NO BOY UH MINE GUNNA BE NO FAGET!!! WITH YER LITTLE BUTTERFLY KISSES! NOW GIT!"

    And I was banned from indoors for that whole winter.

    I never air kissed again.

    That's the best post on this website.
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  18. 2018-12-01 at 12:58 AM UTC
    #18
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    No I haven't. All I ever wondered was how I was going to get my sausage in her oven. Should I have?
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