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  1. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Maybe?

    Do you consider yourself progressive?
  2. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Maybe there will be robot jedis…

    That's basically what slot machines are.
  3. Archer513 African Astronaut
  4. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    William Luther Pierce called TV the Electric jedi.

    It really makes sense when you see what happens to people who spend a lot of time with one - Cupo for instance.
  5. If my mind ever gets uploaded to a robot it better have a big RS232 cable.
  6. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service William Luther Pierce called TV the Electric jedi.

    It really makes sense when you see what happens to people who spend a lot of time with one - Cupo for instance.

    What happens, shug, when you spend so much time with me and my TV?
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If that were the case they'd have about as much interest in us as we do in termites.

    Satan, the leader of the bad aliens, used to be the legally-appointed ambassador between the first human couple and God. He was well respected, admired by the other aliens, and extremely beautiful to look at. But then Eve told God that Satan had tricked her into disobeying God's order, so Satan lost his position, felt betrayed, and vowed revenge. His pride could not handle the blow. Ever since that day, he has been exacting revenge on all humans and God. Imagine, if you will, an evil version of Jesus, because that's exactly who he is. Jesus was one of his brothers, within this ancient alien race. They worked together serving God, once upon a time. They know each other very well.
  8. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Satan, the leader of the bad aliens, used to be the legally-appointed ambassador between the first human couple and God. He was well respected, admired by the other aliens, and extremely beautiful to look at. But then Eve told God that Satan had tricked her into disobeying God's order, so Satan lost his position, felt betrayed, and vowed revenge. His pride could not handle the blow. Ever since that day, he has been exacting revenge on all humans and God. Imagine, if you will, an evil version of Jesus, because that's exactly who he is. Jesus was one of his brothers, within this ancient alien race. They worked together serving God, once upon a time. They know each other very well.

    I saw him pulled over at the side of the road texting before he headed up the mountain. He didnt see me and I saw the rainbow?
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lol tha shit goes down every winter but niggas think it's the president. Filled up for like 1.92 the other day feels good man.
  10. This also means the price of milk and butter will go down.
  11. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    That's good I drink a lot of milk.
  12. Originally posted by tee hee hee That's good I drink a lot of milk.

    mooooo
  13. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    :|
  14. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I see, someone fed SpectraL after midnight again. With Meth cookies.
  15. RisiR † 29 Autism
    He claims that he actually believes this shit.

  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The price of prostitutes will also come down.
  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by RisiR † 1.60€ per Liter.

    HOLY SHIT… I just checked the conversition rate for Euro to Dollar and one Euro is only 1,14 Dollar. Dude, fuck me. That's just fucking unreal. If you got an IT job in the US that you can do on a computer anywhere, move to Germany. You'll be rich. Like, really rich. Driving AMG Mercedes, living in a mansion kinda rich. If you make 8 grand a month you'll earn as much as a German neuro-surgeon or lawyer.

    I'll fucking kill myself soon.

    Yeah, but then you live in
  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Should have italic'ed that one, noob.
  19. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Should have italic'ed that one, noob.

    Nah fuck you. I erased it.
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