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  1. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You can go 120 miles on 1 gallon of gas on a scooter…I had one years ago…tank only held 1.2 gallons and only had to fill it once a month or so.

    Of course 6'4" me looked a right twat on a tiny scooter…I remember a car full of girls pulling up along side me and yelling "Give your little brother his bike back!"

    Joke was on them though…I was getting 120 miles to the gallon.

    I have a buddy that has a big scooter...aka-maxi scooter. He goes on all the moto trips with us. That thing gets 60mpg and cruises right along on the highway at 80 and he can nail the most curvey roads in America and keep up with me.

    Still gay tho...
  2. Originally posted by Archer513 I have a buddy that has a big scooter…aka-maxi scooter. He goes on all the moto trips with us. That thing gets 60mpg and cruises right along on the highway at 80 and he can nail the most curvey roads in America and keep up with me.

    Still gay tho…

    It's only gay if you de-restrict the muffler.
  3. That scooter I had was mostly a backup for when my main bike was off the road. It was smaller than the average scooter...can't even remember the brand...some tiny kind of "fold up" thing...it had a 75CC engine though which was bigger than most scooters in the UK (which were 49cc).

    As such I could take it on the motorway (which have a 50cc min restriction). I remember riding to the bike shop on it to get some parts for my main bike on the motorway and every motherfucker passing me honking at me or yelling at me to get off the motorway.
  4. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by mmQ Would you swipe right if it was me on your screen?

    Define "me"
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cupocheer Define "me"

    Apparently it's a pronoun used by a speaker to refer to himself or herself as the object of a verb or preposition.
  6. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    What does swiping right mean?
  7. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee What does swiping right mean?

    White nationalist thing, give the Roman Salute/Heil Hitler.
  8. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    In my humble opinion.it is a reference to not accepting phone calls.
  9. Originally posted by tee hee hee What does swiping right mean?

    Tinder...dating app...you swipe left if you don't like the photo, you swipe right if you do and it notifies the person you swiped on them.

    ...so I heard.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Swiper rhymes with diaper
  11. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Tinder…dating app…you swipe left if you don't like the photo, you swipe right if you do and it notifies the person you swiped on them.

    …so I heard.

    lol ....pants on fire
  12. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That scooter I had was mostly a backup for when my main bike was off the road. It was smaller than the average scooter…can't even remember the brand…some tiny kind of "fold up" thing…it had a 75CC engine though which was bigger than most scooters in the UK (which were 49cc).

    As such I could take it on the motorway (which have a 50cc min restriction). I remember riding to the bike shop on it to get some parts for my main bike on the motorway and every motherfucker passing me honking at me or yelling at me to get off the motorway.

    I have a buddy I went to high school with that is 6’7” 355 lbs. he bought a Honda rebel (small 250cc bike) he had to have shocks put on that would support his weight. Looks fucking ridiculous,but it’s hilarious.lol.


    You don’t need a motorcycle endorsement for 49cc or less. That’s why all this scooter rental places have 49cc. It’s also why all those scooters are fucked up because ppl crash them all the time.
  13. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Why do tall men like small women? WTF
  14. Originally posted by Archer513 You don’t need a motorcycle endorsement for 49cc or less. That’s why all this scooter rental places have 49cc. It’s also why all those scooters are fucked up because ppl crash them all the time.


    Back in blighty you have to put learner plates on it... I think they last forever on scooters...you could ride bikes up to 125cc with L plates on...but if you didn't pass your test in 2yrs you were banned from riding for 6 months or a year (don't remember)

    I learned on a Kawasaki KE100 like this one...that thing was tiny too...I got my licence quick!

  15. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    But were/are helmets required?
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    What the filthy globalists want is a One World, where it's like a giant ant farm and everyone does exactly what they're told or else. All borders are removed. All paper and coin currency is eliminated planet-wide. The world's population will be forced to use electronic transactions. Personal vehicles will be taken away across the globe, as the ants are herded into their respective government-run modes of travel. Chips will be inserted into every ant, chips which judge the ant's worth and exact location. Once these blood-sucking globalist parasites are done, you won't even be able to buy a loaf of bread unless your chip says you can.
  17. Originally posted by cupocheer But were/are helmets required?

    yes
  18. Originally posted by -SpectraL What the filthy globalists want is a One World, where it's like a giant ant farm and everyone does exactly what they're told or else.

    Well it's already pretty much like that...and has been.
  19. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Is there a big enough helmet for ur head?
  20. Originally posted by tee hee hee Is there a big enough helmet for ur head?

    Helmet yes, vagina no.
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