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All pets go to pet hell

  1. #61
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Sometimes u get the opportunity to be with ur pet when it dies..& just to comfort it & let them know how much u love it.
  2. #62
    Originally posted by tee hee hee When my hamster #1 died i cried for 3 days and wouldn't even get a new one for weeks!

    I told you it was a bad idea to feed it chocolate.
  3. #63
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh poor kitty. It's ok girl, you're not gonna be in pain anymore. *lights candle*

    Its ok babby. Jist be still. Shhhh. There. They're putting the needle in your arm now. Your kitty arm. Shhhhh. It's ok.

    Now you're not conscious. You're sedated. But you're still alive. I'm still with you. I love you so much. *cries a lot*

    I fucking love you.

    It's fine baby. *lady comes in and delivers the final shot*

    *A WHOLE BUNCH MORE CRYING*

    I'm so sorry babby. I always loved you. Goodbye forever sweetheart, at least you're finally not in pain anymo--

    Oh, wait, you ARE. ENDLESS PAIN. FOREVER. FOREVER AND EVER PAIN AND AGONY.

    se it's a coondrum and I'd like someone to man up and explain how it would be more morally correct to torture a cat on earth here so it may have eternal happy later.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #64
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Mmq not quite sure if ur retarded or just ridiculously obnoxious. Prolly both tho.
    I spent years with my cat & I was so sad she was gone & wished I was there w her. Not for her, but for me ya clown.
  5. #65
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I told you it was a bad idea to feed it chocolate.

    I didn't!!! Stop lying.
  6. #66
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ What if you found out that your kitty bitties and puppy wuppies all went to an eternal animal torture hell when they died, no matter what?

    Like they get their little paws slowly cut off one at a time, skinned alive, stabbed, burned, etc. Over and over every day repeat forever.

    Would you still want to have a pet? Imagine the moment you had to put it down. Just knowing where it was about to go.

    No, u sick bastard.
  7. #67
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Mmq not quite sure if ur retarded or just ridiculously obnoxious. Prolly both tho.
    I spent years with my cat & I was so sad she was gone & wished I was there w her. Not for her, but for me ya clown.



    You wished you were there to watch her burn in hell forever.

    Interesting.
  8. #68
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    U don't even know what ur talking about. Smh
  9. #69
    Ignore him Dontellem and come back to bed.
  10. #70
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh poor kitty. It's ok girl, you're not gonna be in pain anymore. *lights candle*

    Its ok babby. Jist be still. Shhhh. There. They're putting the needle in your arm now. Your kitty arm. Shhhhh. It's ok.

    Now you're not conscious. You're sedated. But you're still alive. I'm still with you. I love you so much. *cries a lot*

    I fucking love you.

    It's fine baby. *lady comes in and delivers the final shot*

    *A WHOLE BUNCH MORE CRYING*

    I'm so sorry babby. I always loved you. Goodbye forever sweetheart, at least you're finally not in pain anymo–

    Oh, wait, you ARE. ENDLESS PAIN. FOREVER. FOREVER AND EVER PAIN AND AGONY.

    se it's a coondrum and I'd like someone to man up and explain how it would be more morally correct to torture a cat on earth here so it may have eternal happy later.

    I laughed as I sat here shitting. Lol.
  11. #71
    STOP THIS.

    CHOOTIE IS IN A VERY SPECIFIC PART OF PET HEAVEN BECAUSE SHE WAS THE MOST SPECIAL CAT. It’s got luxurious cat trees and the most expensive cat litter that’s super soft so her paws always feel the most comfy.

    😌

    They have VIP sections trust me I promise. And she licks heaven milk, and rolls around in heaven cat nip, and gets to play with other heavenly kitties and twice a day CAT GOD comes by just to see her and make sure she’s happy.

    The end. K BYE. UGH. UGHHHHHHH.
  12. #72
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Lanny Unlike you I was never physically and mentally raped by the Catholic church in general and a creepy old priest specifically, so the threat of hell is unintimidating.

    it will be intimating when you get there.
  13. #73
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby it will be intimating when you get there.

    lol OK bud
  14. #74
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    K bro

    I haven't told anyone this but someone done fucked with my dog. One day he came back and his eyelid got deformed from what looks like a hook.

    Beat sum ass
  15. #75
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Lanny lol OK bud

    I'm not you're bud, or you're pal, chicken.
  16. #76
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    <hank hill>
  17. #77
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    And now he's all boney and is dying

    Make donarion thread dor mash prophet
  18. #78
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm not you're bud, or you're pal, chicken.

    lol OK bud
  19. #79
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    \123chickenheads
  20. #80
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash And now he's all boney and is dying

    Make donarion thread dor mash prophet

    OH shut up.
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