2018-11-27 at 5:15 AM UTC
I ate only 1000 calories today. Gonna burn off holiday goop
I'm not hungry, which is nice. Might suck on a gummy worm
2018-11-27 at 5:36 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
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Just eat a normal diet and exercise. Why make yourself suffer like this?
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2018-11-27 at 6:30 AM UTC
I average about that per day without even trying.
2018-11-27 at 2:40 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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That's not a lot of food for a (grown?) man.
2018-11-27 at 2:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by GGG
Just eat a normal diet and exercise. Why make yourself suffer like this?
this. or go on an amphetamine binge like a normal person. wtf is wrong with you dietpiano
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2018-11-27 at 4:15 PM UTC
I couldn't get back to any normal healthy eating habits until all the pumpkin pie was gone. Just finished the last piece by throwing it in the last of the cool whip containerπ breakfast of un-champions, but so dang yumm.π
2018-11-27 at 4:44 PM UTC
Rookie, my arse, little chickadee! I'm over 40, SO, pass the lips... Straight to the hipps!
That chitz is NO joke!
@ rookie, tho.
2018-11-27 at 4:51 PM UTC
π I was talking about the op silly bear lol. π
2018-11-27 at 5:06 PM UTC
When you eat like that you'll lose fat slower than 2000cal with heavy workouts because your body thinks it's a famine and you're dying so it stores the precious fat extra hard and gets rid of the stuff that burns energy instead. Muscle mass.
Hahahaha, fucking anorexic little babies. I eat 1000cal protein bars on my off days. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
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2018-11-27 at 6:26 PM UTC
Lol. π Ur body adapts.
2018-11-27 at 7:28 PM UTC
talking about calories make me miss finny.
2018-11-27 at 7:30 PM UTC
... Can I, just, kinda miss him? without the calories?
2018-11-28 at 1:27 AM UTC
There are ketosis strips to regulate & control. What's ur diet look like bud? Just curious
2018-11-28 at 1:39 AM UTC
Pee strips to control ketosis. & Ur diet is garbage. U ate ur calories at breakfast. Why did u make this thread silly.
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2018-11-28 at 12:42 PM UTC
Good idea for a thread.
I did around 1000 calories yesterday, and I'm trying to do the same today.
I ate:
small amount of porridge with jam 250 calories
bean salad and chicken 300 calories
Prunes 200 calories
Protein shake 150 calories
Coffee x2 ~ 140 calories
I smelt acetone from my breath by evening, which means either I've drunk too much or I'm in ketosis.
Today just a protein shake, they help you feel less hungry.
It's easy to lose weight - just don't be a lying dishonest faggot about it. Force your body to exercise, make yourself work, take note of everything you eat, and be honest with your numbers.
Fat people will find all sorts of excuses to avoid doing this, like worrying about damaging their poor little bodies and brains.
Amazing that in that world view stuffing your face-hole with whiskey, cake, meth and coca cola doesn't damage you at all, but going hungry for a little while will turn you into a literal tellytubby.
2018-11-28 at 1:17 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
It's so easy to be fit without counting calories like a maniac. You are suffering by consuming half of your daily requirement. I don't buy any bullshit about not being hungry. You'd have to eat like a total herbivore to have a full stomach. Just a bunch of indigestible, low calorie fiber to fill space.
But you're doing the protein shuffle. For some reason with calorie counting. I guess maybe because you're too lazy to exercise?
You're not gonna look good by starving yourself with nut butter for breakfast ya fuckin faggo
