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All pets go to pet hell
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2018-11-27 at 10:47 PM UTCMy pets are in the forrest.
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2018-11-27 at 11:59 PM UTCthis is a good thread. I don't have any answers just more questions. What if your pets afterlife was determined by how miserable your life was through some kind of bizarre karma like people with terrible lives will have pets that go to the afterlife
my question is this: If you got a pet that you really cared about when you were in a bad spot, would you make less of an effort to improve your life knowing it would have a negative effect on your pet? -
2018-11-28 at 12:01 AM UTC
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2018-11-28 at 12:23 AM UTCI have a pet fish. If he (I think it's a he) burns in hell I imagine he might taste like chicken.
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2018-11-28 at 12:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ What if you found out that your kitty bitties and puppy wuppies all went to an eternal animal torture hell when they died, no matter what?
Like they get their little paws slowly cut off one at a time, skinned alive, stabbed, burned, etc. Over and over every day repeat forever.
Would you still want to have a pet? Imagine the moment you had to put it down. Just knowing where it was about to go.
damn, I was just thinking about that. I was walking downtown and saw a black and whyte kitty chicken completely killed.
I remember when I first moved out of my parents place I went to live with my gf and her mom and her mom would let me take her car so we could go out on dates. We were going to see Einstürzende Neubauten (a german industrial band for ya yanks) and she asked me if I could let her drive. We were still in the neighborhood... so why not? whats the worse that could happen?
my dad used to let me sit on his lap and steer when I was 10 years old. The first thing this idiot did (she was a huge libtard hindsight, that would go on about how animal are more important than ppl.. smh...) So I let her and she went like maybe 30 yards and split this cats head open, I got made her stop and we got out of the car and this cat was dead meat, still twitching though.. and she was screaming and crying but what do you expect from a 15 year old girl?
This older guy across the street looked really concerned, and yelled "its dead, its alright!" I grabbed it and through it in the gutter.
Then I went and bought her a butter finger dq blizzard. It was awful.
Personally I don't think animals go to hell unless they do something really bad on purpose. My cat sucks sometimes, but he always will eventually come around and be like "derpadew dadddddy!" and rub up against me.
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2018-11-28 at 1:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by GGG The fuck? How do they enforce that? What about other religions?
You automatically pay the tax when your parents put in that you are Christian when you're born so you have to go to an office and fill out a form that you "pull out" from the Christian religion. I guess churches can look that up and then when you get funeraled there won't be a priest taking stuff about you because that dude gets paid by the tax. The shit you pay yourself will still happen so you can have a speaker and stuff but it won't be a religious ceremony.
Other religions don't pay the tax and have to pay for all the funeral stuff themselves. Most muslims don't get burried in Germany. They must be in the ground within 3 days ( I think) according to their religion so they are usually prepared for a flight to their home country right after they die and then there is a ceremony at the local mosque and the body is flown to their country. Or the country of the parents if the person was born in Germany. They don't want to be burried here because they hate us. Disgusting fucking piece of shit sandnigger rats. -
2018-11-28 at 1:04 AM UTCWhat do they do with the jedis in Germany?
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2018-11-28 at 1:08 AM UTCI mean that would suck for sure but logically it makes no sense even if hell was real for a fact there's really no reason for an aminal to go there. Then again it's "All dogs go to heaven" doesn't say anything about cats.
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2018-11-28 at 1:16 AM UTCWtf?
I'm gonna be honest & say that most of the posters here are kinda weird about cats & cumming in dogs. It kinda creeps me but then I think about how accessible they both are & I'm like Oh. -
2018-11-28 at 1:18 AM UTC
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2018-11-28 at 1:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ What if you found out that your kitty bitties and puppy wuppies all went to an eternal animal torture hell when they died, no matter what?
Like they get their little paws slowly cut off one at a time, skinned alive, stabbed, burned, etc. Over and over every day repeat forever.
Would you still want to have a pet? Imagine the moment you had to put it down. Just knowing where it was about to go.
Wait, so does something better happen to them when they die if you don't make them your pet? Or is it like all cats and dogs, feral or domestic, go to hell no matter what and the question is just if you would still form a relationship with them? -
2018-11-28 at 1:23 AM UTC^retard detected. You're going to hell really soon.
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2018-11-28 at 1:30 AM UTCI heard a song once
Hell aint a bad place to be. I think I believe it. -
2018-11-28 at 1:34 AM UTCWeeping and gnashing of teeth. Moaning and wailing, howling, and crying, all of the pets that ever died in a TORRENT of fire, burning, but the flesh remains on the bone and the WORM dieth NOT.
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2018-11-28 at 1:40 AM UTCI never had a pet worm.
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2018-11-28 at 1:46 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-28 at 1:49 AM UTCWould NOT get a dog if I knew it would be tortured in hell. I couldn’t get close to it knowing it was going to suffer.
Imagine if the whole world knew that their pet was going to be tortured after they die. Animals would be running the streets, and everyone would think all pets are evil because they’re all going to hell.
Also, I would not torture a pet, so I’d just never get one. Either way, I’m petless.🐈🐕 -
2018-11-28 at 8:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist Would NOT get a dog if I knew it would be tortured in hell. I couldn’t get close to it knowing it was going to suffer.
Imagine if the whole world knew that their pet was going to be tortured after they die. Animals would be running the streets, and everyone would think all pets are evil because they’re all going to hell.
Also, I would not torture a pet, so I’d just never get one. Either way, I’m petless.🐈🐕
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2018-11-28 at 9:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR † You automatically pay the tax when your parents put in that you are Christian when you're born so you have to go to an office and fill out a form that you "pull out" from the Christian religion. I guess churches can look that up and then when you get funeraled there won't be a priest taking stuff about you because that dude gets paid by the tax. The shit you pay yourself will still happen so you can have a speaker and stuff but it won't be a religious ceremony.
Other religions don't pay the tax and have to pay for all the funeral stuff themselves. Most muslims don't get burried in Germany. They must be in the ground within 3 days ( I think) according to their religion so they are usually prepared for a flight to their home country right after they die and then there is a ceremony at the local mosque and the body is flown to their country. Or the country of the parents if the person was born in Germany. They don't want to be burried here because they hate us. Disgusting fucking piece of shit sandnigger rats.
Oh that makes more sense. So you're still signed up, it's just involuntarily signed up by your parents. I thought it was something automatic for everybody. Didn't know the government paid for your funeral either, that changes everything. I thought they just came in and record scratched that shit to a halt because you were having a Christian funeral without paying the holy tax. -
2018-11-28 at 9:07 AM UTCIt would be funny if this suddenly became an equal rights issue in Germany and you had jedis marching down the streets trying to get their names on lists.
