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What's the best way to weigh your penis?

  1. #41
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lucky duck
  2. #42
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Yea, man. What a great job.
  3. #43
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sure if they all looked like her.
  4. #44
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    They do. It's Fleshlight. They have all the pornstar models.
  5. #45
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Well.....

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  6. #46
    RisiR † 29 Autism


    Fuck the dude in the black T. Piece of shit.
  7. #47
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol. The Observer.
  8. #48
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    420blzfg
  9. #49
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol. The Observer.

    Quality control.
  10. #50
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Where are you getting these images?
  11. #51
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by GGG Where are you getting these images?

    I... I got some sources.
  12. #52
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Try filling a glass with water, then dip your penis into it and collect the water that spills out. Measure the volume of the spillage. Convert volume to mass. Would that be accurate?
  13. #53
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Obbe Try filling a glass with water, then dip your penis into it and collect the water that spills out. Measure the volume of the spillage. Convert volume to mass. Would that be accurate?

    No
  14. #54
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by mmQ No

    Why Not?
  15. #55
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I guess that's the most accurate but it won't really be accurate. You'd have to know the exact amount of skin, muscle, blood and whatever else makes up a penis to convert it accurately.
  16. #56
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by RisiR † I guess that's the most accurate but it won't really be accurate. You'd have to know the exact amount of skin, muscle, blood and whatever else makes up a penis to convert it accurately.

    Don't you just need to know the density of water?
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  17. #57
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    No, the density of water is always the same (at the same temperature). You need to know the density of the stuff you throw in the water.
  18. #58
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If two same shaped penii were dipped into two respective glasses of water I think the same amount would spill out even if one of those penii wieghed more due to internal components.
  19. #59
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by mmQ If two same shaped penii were dipped into two respective glasses of water I think the same amount would spill out even if one of those penii wieghed more due to internal components.

    You'd be wrong. Don't you know Archimedes and the king's crown? That's where the entire thing comes from. Density is the deciding factor. Not shape.
  20. #60
    Originally posted by RisiR † There are vagina and butthole "molds" for fleshlights, too.

    molding and casting ?

    hello 2018.

    we have 3d scanners and printers now.

    the deutschlandicks are living behind the times.
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