What's the best way to weigh your penis?

1. 2018-11-27 at 1:20 PM UTC

   #21
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Why do you need to know how much *it* weighs anyway?
2. 2018-11-27 at 2:06 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Why do you need to know how much *it* weighs anyway?

   
   Someone has to ask the important questions.
   
   Who knows? With RisiR's groundbreaking work on human dick weighing, he may discover some UNKNOWN TRUTH about the universe or some shit, projecting all of mankind light-years into the future of science and technology.
3. 2018-11-27 at 2:08 PM UTC

   #23
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by Grimace Someone has to ask the important questions.
   
   Who knows? With RisiR's groundbreaking work on human dick weighing, he may discover some UNKNOWN TRUTH about the universe or some shit, projecting all of mankind into light-years into the future of science and technology.

   
   This was all just a ploy to get us to talk about his thingie and we all took the bait. :/
4. 2018-11-27 at 2:09 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   The Masters of Horror present...THE THINGIE!!!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • tee hee hee
5. 2018-11-27 at 2:16 PM UTC

   #25
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Lol
6. 2018-11-27 at 5:21 PM UTC

   #26
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by -SpectraL

   
   I actually thought about that. I have one like that for weighing fish but it only goes up to 20kg.
7. 2018-11-27 at 5:24 PM UTC

   #27
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Volume displacement?

   
   no, thats for measuring rectal cavity.
8. 2018-11-27 at 5:28 PM UTC

   #28
   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
   Erm... Cutting it off!
9. 2018-11-27 at 9:16 PM UTC

   #29
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   *a wild Lorena Bobbitt appears*
10. 2018-11-27 at 9:47 PM UTC

    #30
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Sooo… sink your dick into a mold of wet clay?

    
    
    
    Didn't Jimi Hendrix and several other rock stars do that and make castings?
    
    I think it was some gal behind it, if I remember correctly.
11. 2018-11-27 at 9:50 PM UTC

    #31
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    There are vagina and butthole "molds" for fleshlights, too.
12. 2018-11-27 at 9:53 PM UTC

    #32
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by RisiR † There are vagina and butthole "molds" for fleshlights, too.

    
    Don't forget mouths with teeth.
    
    They're great.
13. 2018-11-27 at 9:55 PM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just the pean or the balls too?
14. 2018-11-27 at 10 PM UTC

    #34
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by RisiR † There are vagina and butthole "molds" for fleshlights, too.

    
    I could see the pubic hairs breaking off. They'd have to be shellacked.
15. 2018-11-27 at 10 PM UTC

    #35
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Penis only.
16. 2018-11-27 at 10:01 PM UTC

    #36
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Imagine having your butthole molded. Haha.
17. 2018-11-27 at 10:02 PM UTC

    #37
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by RisiR † Imagine having your butthole molded. Haha.

    
    You'd have to have a big imagination.
18. 2018-11-27 at 10:02 PM UTC

    #38
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Ok, guys. Fuck me.
    
    https://www.foodbeast.com/news/butthole-shaped-chocolate/
19. 2018-11-27 at 10:05 PM UTC

    #39
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by RisiR † Ok, guys. Fuck me.
    
    https://www.foodbeast.com/news/butthole-shaped-chocolate/

    
    You bite into them and strawberry jam squirts out the hole.
20. 2018-11-27 at 10:07 PM UTC

    #40
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by mmQ You'd have to have a big imagination.