2018-11-26 at 7:20 PM UTC
She asked me to send my pee pee in a bag to her her
Edit: I made a baby via fedex
2018-11-26 at 7:27 PM UTC
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2018-11-26 at 7:28 PM UTC
Lol. @ I cucked a girl real life she cucked u. Didn't even know it. š
2018-11-26 at 7:30 PM UTC
Congratulations. the way you're talking about it... looks like you finally got laid. Better late than never.
2018-11-26 at 7:32 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
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Is this what she showed you? Did u crop it before posting it here? I ask bc the name of the mother, her DOB and estimated weeks should be at the top of the ultrasound.
Demand to see the uncropped version. If she wont then shes hiding something.
2018-11-26 at 7:35 PM UTC
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2018-11-26 at 7:37 PM UTC
Prolly never fucked her. Lol. How embarrassing.
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2018-11-26 at 7:37 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Couldn't find it through a reverse image search, though tee hee hee may be on to something about the cropping. I don't know much about fetal development (though the features do look far along) and I'm not scouring your post history to find a text message. Mostly I just want to say that you can get out of this. You have to deny everything, right up to the moment that you're forced to take a paternity test, and perhaps even after that. Let this woman know that she can confirm that you're the father, but that nobody can make you behave like one. Get ready for the legal battle that will follow your little bastard around forever.
2018-11-26 at 7:38 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
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Well then umm....happy father's day to you!!!š
2018-11-26 at 7:40 PM UTC
Lol@ lil bastard. Smh rude as fuck š
2018-11-26 at 7:41 PM UTC
the baby looks still young enough to be aborted.
about 2nd trimester.
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2018-11-26 at 7:55 PM UTC
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2018-11-26 at 7:57 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Regardless of your status as the father you should advise her to get an abortion, it's the right thing to do and one day she'll thank you for saying it.
2018-11-26 at 8:27 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
fucking breeders like her have a mental illness
2018-11-26 at 8:42 PM UTC
Once she squirts out that kid, you'll officially be her bitch. She's going get a free ride from you. Sunny days for her, child-support for you.
2018-11-26 at 10:29 PM UTC
You're telling me you can't recall if you fucked her nearly a year ago, or two years ago? Da fuk? I mean... That's a pretty big time frame to be unsure about.
2018-11-26 at 11:15 PM UTC
WARNING: Fox Fox in for the block.. Rooster on display.
this is some kind of legolaw Dynasty to block facts and create a paint by number for the MIC
NetA2NetB
Ughhu
Tuskegee Airman
[tepidly antiquate my affinity]
You wanna put a hit out on the fetus? I might know a guy who knows a guy. All Iām sayin is problem solved...