BOYS!!!! I need your detective work, I may have got a girl pregnant

1. 2018-11-26 at 7:20 PM UTC

   #1
   filtration African Astronaut
   She asked me to send my pee pee in a bag to her her
   
   Edit: I made a baby via fedex
2. 2018-11-26 at 7:27 PM UTC

   #2
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Looks just like you.
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3. 2018-11-26 at 7:28 PM UTC

   #3
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol. @ I cucked a girl real life she cucked u. Didn't even know it. 😋
4. 2018-11-26 at 7:30 PM UTC

   #4
   WellHung Black Hole
   Congratulations. the way you're talking about it... looks like you finally got laid. Better late than never.
5. 2018-11-26 at 7:32 PM UTC

   #5
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Is this what she showed you? Did u crop it before posting it here? I ask bc the name of the mother, her DOB and estimated weeks should be at the top of the ultrasound.
   
   Demand to see the uncropped version. If she wont then shes hiding something.
6. 2018-11-26 at 7:35 PM UTC

   #6
   filtration African Astronaut
   This post has been edited by a bot I made to preserve my privacy.
7. 2018-11-26 at 7:37 PM UTC

   #7
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Prolly never fucked her. Lol. How embarrassing.
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8. 2018-11-26 at 7:37 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Couldn't find it through a reverse image search, though tee hee hee may be on to something about the cropping. I don't know much about fetal development (though the features do look far along) and I'm not scouring your post history to find a text message. Mostly I just want to say that you can get out of this. You have to deny everything, right up to the moment that you're forced to take a paternity test, and perhaps even after that. Let this woman know that she can confirm that you're the father, but that nobody can make you behave like one. Get ready for the legal battle that will follow your little bastard around forever.
9. 2018-11-26 at 7:37 PM UTC

   #9
   RestStop Space Nigga
   babynames.com
10. 2018-11-26 at 7:38 PM UTC

    #10
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Well then umm....happy father's day to you!!!😅
11. 2018-11-26 at 7:40 PM UTC

    #11
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol@ lil bastard. Smh rude as fuck 😂
12. 2018-11-26 at 7:41 PM UTC

    #12
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    the baby looks still young enough to be aborted.
    
    about 2nd trimester.
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13. 2018-11-26 at 7:55 PM UTC

    #13
    filtration African Astronaut
    This post has been edited by a bot I made to preserve my privacy.
14. 2018-11-26 at 7:57 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Regardless of your status as the father you should advise her to get an abortion, it's the right thing to do and one day she'll thank you for saying it.
15. 2018-11-26 at 8:27 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    fucking breeders like her have a mental illness
16. 2018-11-26 at 8:42 PM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut
    Once she squirts out that kid, you'll officially be her bitch. She's going get a free ride from you. Sunny days for her, child-support for you.
17. 2018-11-26 at 10:07 PM UTC

    #17
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by filtration First, I want to say, I fucked a girl a while back, and I'm sure I posted it on here, about her messaging me saying I got her pregnant, but I deleted all my posts, I can't remember the day I fucked her, well, she posted a pregnancy picture in July this year, the scan pic looks like 6 months or some shit, I think I may have fucked her around december (I can't remeber if it was last decmeber, or the one before, she text me saying did I use a condom, and I said no, but I enjoyed cumming inside you, then showed me a pregnancy test, which I though was the typical woman shit lieing.. then blocked me lel….
    
    
    So, help me:
    
    - find the post I made of a text message of her telling me I knocked her up (it's somewhere on here) I'm sure it's called someting like "I cucked a girl"
    - How old does this baby look?

    
    tell her to post the stamp on it.. it usually tells the age (in weeks) of the baby in development. I only see the volume bars
18. 2018-11-26 at 10:29 PM UTC

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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    You're telling me you can't recall if you fucked her nearly a year ago, or two years ago? Da fuk? I mean... That's a pretty big time frame to be unsure about.
19. 2018-11-26 at 11:15 PM UTC

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    totse3.com Space Nigga
    WARNING: Fox Fox in for the block.. Rooster on display.
    
    this is some kind of legolaw Dynasty to block facts and create a paint by number for the MIC
    
    NetA2NetB
20. 2018-11-27 at 4 AM UTC

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    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    You wanna put a hit out on the fetus? I might know a guy who knows a guy. All I’m sayin is problem solved...