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shut the fuck up you christmas niggers
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2018-11-25 at 1:05 AM UTCMy father's dad was in a car crash on Christmas eve; went into a coma, and died.
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2018-11-25 at 1:26 AM UTC
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2018-11-25 at 1:33 AM UTC
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2018-11-25 at 1:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb Cars weren't invented when her dad's dad died. Comprehension is key.
I have no idea if she is even a she or how old she is. she could be 80 years old and still have just lost her grandfather of say 117?
there was a dude who was proven "factual" of dying at age 147. that's insane. born in the 1870s or some shit.. whatever it adds up to.
the next oldest that was officially recorded was like 118?
that's a big jump. I wonder how many islanders who don't eat process shit have lived longer than 147 -
2018-11-25 at 1:50 AM UTCIf you firmly decide you're not going to die, you won't, but you have to believe it with 100% certainty for this to work.
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2018-11-25 at 1:57 AM UTC
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2018-11-25 at 2:04 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-25 at 2:17 AM UTCIf you even entertain the possibility of dying for even one moment, you will die. It's mind over matter. The whole world can move, if you believe it with absolute certainty.
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2018-11-25 at 2:19 AM UTC'Tis the season to be serving shard, shard, shard..Shard, shard, shard.
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2018-11-25 at 2:20 AM UTCDeck the halls with balls of molly.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-25 at 2:20 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-25 at 2:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL If you firmly decide you're not going to die, you won't, but you have to believe it with 100% certainty for this to work.
I guess lies about living forever are the best sort to believe in because you'll never survive long enough for someone to laugh in your face when you're wrong. So before you die, let me laugh in your face per-emptively, I won't have the chance after you've kicked the bucket, but I will enjoy knowing I was right.
Fortunately you won't present a malice conundrum, where we're not sure if you're dead or not. When you don't post to complain about something for a couple of days we'll know you're dead, as no other force is strong enough to prevent you getting sand in your vagina. -
2018-11-25 at 3 AM UTCRobbie the Rudolph is a stupid fuck
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2018-11-25 at 3:02 AM UTCShut the fuck up, you say?
Well I say, fuck the shut up! -
2018-11-25 at 2:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny I guess lies about living forever are the best sort to believe in because you'll never survive long enough for someone to laugh in your face when you're wrong. So before you die, let me laugh in your face per-emptively, I won't have the chance after you've kicked the bucket, but I will enjoy knowing I was right.
Fortunately you won't present a malice conundrum, where we're not sure if you're dead or not. When you don't post to complain about something for a couple of days we'll know you're dead, as no other force is strong enough to prevent you getting sand in your vagina.
I will outlive you, son. -
2018-11-25 at 2:23 PM UTC
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2018-11-25 at 2:27 PM UTC
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2018-11-25 at 2:29 PM UTCI haven't smiled in days but the thought of your death makes me genuinely happy. The best thing is that you have nothing in life besides this community so right before you die you'll remember all the insults and ridicule.
Hahaha. I can't wait. -
2018-11-25 at 2:29 PM UTC
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2018-11-25 at 3:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR † I haven't smiled in days but the thought of your death makes me genuinely happy. The best thing is that you have nothing in life besides this community so right before you die you'll remember all the insults and ridicule.
Hahaha. I can't wait.
Wait.. you said you don't hold grudges ever. How do I get in on this deal? Is there some kind of application I need to fill out?
