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  1. #21
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Frustrated.

    This aint the "how are you feeling" thread.
  2. #22
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    We are gettng there!
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  3. #23
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by HTS Libtards like lammy say the War on Christmas doesn't exist, but then they say shit like this. smh

    The war is real, and the war is total. Slash and fucking burn, no nativity scene left unburned or unsalted.

    Originally posted by ohfralala Lanny I’m gonna make you wear an ugly Christmas sweater and gargle eggnog while I do you up the butt with a strap on all month. It’s gonna be a live action nativity scene.

    I'm down for fucking and eggnog gargling, but why do we need to get faggot Christmas involved? Let's get freaky in the name of satan instead.

    also ima wear this:

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  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Lanny The war is real, and the war is total. Slash and fucking burn, no nativity scene left unburned or unsalted.



    I'm down for fucking and eggnog gargling, but why do we need to get faggot Christmas involved? Let's get freaky in the name of satan instead.

    also ima wear this:


    nice lil sporty

    I'm wearing this tomorrow



    alll those feelz fam!
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Lanny I'm down for fucking and eggnog gargling, but why do we need to get faggot Christmas involved? Let's get freaky in the name of satan instead.

    also ima wear this:


    See you already have your sweater picked out. You’re just pissed off that you secretly love Christmas.
  6. #26
    Fml
  7. #27
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I like Christmas I've actually been listening to the audio book bible last last few nights as well as a couple documentaries on the great deception. I'm actually considering taking a class in theology at my community college in the spring to study the analytical nature of religion in philosophical point of view, I find the subject incredibly fascinating.

    People say that Jesus was the son of god, but if you really think about it, if you call yourself the son of something, you are the embodiment of that, so he actually was god, thats why he was able to forgive people who never even asked for forgiveness. Only god can do that, thats also why Jesus allowed people worship him which means he had to be god otherwise to worshipping him would be blasphemous.

    Thats why I'm saying the entire subject is fascinating, and the more I delve into it the more It makes since to me and I believe.

    Jesus had an x-chromosome from mary but didn't have a y-chromosome because his father isn't technically human, jesus is not of this earth and never claimed to be kind of earth, satan is actually the ruler and its a test of god to see how we can deal with that.

    A lot of people that celebrate xmas actually know very little about the true meaning and lineage of christmas, its a little disheartening.

    I'm not into xmas songs and I will admit people start way too early with the xmas songs and shit like that.

    But if you really think about it jesus was the second "adam"

    No, Jesus is one of the angels, a creation of God. God and Jesus are two different persons. Yes, Jesus is the second Adam, because the only two perfect men were Adam and Jesus.
  8. #28
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by -SpectraL No, Jesus is one of the angels, a creation of God. God and Jesus are two different persons. Yes, Jesus is the second Adam, because the only two perfect men were Adam and Jesus.

    Source? Jesus is definitely not an angel you fucking moron. God is also not a person and you are an idiot.
  9. #29
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by ohfralala See you already have your sweater picked out. You’re just pissed off that you secretly love Christmas.

    TBH I don't particularly mind Christmas, I like family holidays for the most part (although gift giving can suck a fat dick).

    It's the rampant consumerism and month+ windup blasted at everyone from anything that can possible blast "holiday cheer". I'll enjoy Christmas on the day, I just don't need month of "getting ready" (shits trying to sell me things I don't need) for it.
  10. #30
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Source? Jesus is definitely not an angel you fucking moron. God is also not a person and you are an idiot.

    A person who's not human is still a person, you doof. Yes, Jesus is an angel. Also, he is the leader of the angels right now.
  11. #31
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Celebrating the birth of a jedi. Yea, right...
  12. #32
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Because Adam fucked, up, it took another perfect man, Jesus, to balance his sin with good. Otherwise, we would have all been sentenced to death for Adam's sin. Jesus was not born on December 25th. The Catholics took that date from a popular pagan ritual date, so they could get more pagan converts, and thus more cash for themselves.
  13. #33
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    fralala, wanna find out if I drink a bunch of eggnog if it changes the taste of my semen like pineapple? Eggnog jizz sounds pretty hot.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Lanny TBH I don't particularly mind Christmas, I like family holidays for the most part (although gift giving can suck a fat dick).

    It's the rampant consumerism and month+ windup blasted at everyone from anything that can possible blast "holiday cheer". I'll enjoy Christmas on the day, I just don't need month of "getting ready" (shits trying to sell me things I don't need) for it.

    Yeah I get it. That part sorta annoys me too, but I also want it to feel like Christmas all month and not just one day.

    I already have some of my decorations out :)
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Lanny fralala, wanna find out if I drink a bunch of eggnog if it changes the taste of my semen like pineapple? Eggnog jizz sounds pretty hot.

    That sounds frothy and disgusting. Don’t ruin eggnog for me.
  16. #36
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    person
    /ˈpəːs(ə)n/
    noun
    1.
    a human being regarded as an individual.

    Also, Biblical source that Jesus is an angel. You bullshitting buffoon. You incredibly retarded piece of shit.
  17. #37
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by ohfralala That sounds frothy and disgusting. Don’t ruin eggnog for me.

    next time you drink eggnog watch carefully for any strange consistency, cuz that's gonna be cum.
  18. #38
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    We had an extremely disgusting "cocktail" here called Orgasm for a while. Baileys and Ouzo. Fucking nasty.
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  19. #39
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL No, Jesus is one of the angels, a creation of God. God and Jesus are two different persons. Yes, Jesus is the second Adam, because the only two perfect men were Adam and Jesus.

    Um to be honest I've actually never heard that jesus was an angel. At least not until he rose from the grave.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Lanny next time you drink eggnog watch carefully for any strange consistency, cuz that's gonna be cum.

    I hate you -_-

    I also hate Ouzo. Blech.
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