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If you can have "beer balls" and "whiskey dick", why not...

  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks Saki Cocky.

    Saki Sack
  2. #22
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Captain Morgan Sex Organ.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #23
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Scotch Crotch.
  4. #24
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Tequila testicles.
  5. #25
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Cognac Cock and Sack.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III what the fuck are beer balls?



    Originally posted by Mr Gay Men Watch When you can't cum because you want to piss, which is because you drank beer.



    Originally posted by Item 9 its another term for liquid courage
  7. #27
    Originally posted by cupocheer Old Bastard

    Bless your heart you tried
  8. #28
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Martini Weenie.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #29
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Johnny Walker Tallywacker.
  10. #30
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Margarita Meat Popsicle.
  11. #31
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Draft Shaft.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #32
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by gadzooks Draft Shaft.

    Drinking draft beer is the only time I ever blacked out. It happened 3 x
  13. #33
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Guinness Gonads.
  14. #34
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Belvedere Baloney Gear.
  15. #35
    *Margariter Peter
  16. #36
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Malt Liquor Pussy Tickler.
  17. #37
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    dirty martini weenie
  18. #38
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    gold schlager shlong
  19. #39
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Limoncello Longfellow.
  20. #40
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I was expecting vodka vagina
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