If you can have "beer balls" and "whiskey dick", why not...

1. 2018-11-25 at 1:32 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Whiskey weiner... or beer boner...or daiquiri dick...
2. 2018-11-25 at 1:34 AM UTC

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   Mr Gay Men Watch Houston
   Jaeger Johnny
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   • gadzooks
3. 2018-11-25 at 1:35 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What are beer balls?
4. 2018-11-25 at 1:41 AM UTC

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   Mr Gay Men Watch Houston

   Originally posted by ohfralala What are beer balls?

   
   When you can't cum because you want to piss, which is because you drank beer.
5. 2018-11-25 at 1:58 AM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by Mr Gay Men Watch When you can't cum because you want to piss, which is because you drank beer.

   
   slapping hand palm side down to forehead --- now WTF didn't I understand that the first go round?sheesh
   
   (Piss is an English beertype beverage?)
6. 2018-11-25 at 1:59 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Mr Gay Men Watch When you can't cum because you want to piss, which is because you drank beer.

   
   Just do both.
7. 2018-11-25 at 1:59 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   its another term for liquid courage
8. 2018-11-25 at 2:02 AM UTC

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   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by ohfralala Just do both.

   
   Hush cuz you don't know how uncomfortable that is for like 20 minutes.
9. 2018-11-25 at 2:11 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Item 9 its another term for liquid courage

   
   That’s more what I was thinking.
10. 2018-11-25 at 2:16 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ciroc cock.
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11. 2018-11-25 at 2:30 AM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Beer goggles are the worst...
12. 2018-11-25 at 2:32 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Blue waffle will give you wino dick!
13. 2018-11-25 at 2:36 AM UTC

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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    what the fuck are beer balls?
14. 2018-11-25 at 2:37 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Gin genitals.
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    • Item 9
15. 2018-11-25 at 2:38 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III what the fuck are beer balls?

    
    
16. 2018-11-25 at 2:42 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Pilsner Penis.
17. 2018-11-25 at 2:44 AM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Coors Cujones
18. 2018-11-25 at 2:44 AM UTC

    #18
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Schnapps Shlong.
19. 2018-11-25 at 2:45 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Saki Cocky.
20. 2018-11-25 at 2:45 AM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Old Bastard