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So, my mom passed tonight.

  1. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    This thread makes me feel warm. But the railing a fat line of 4-fa kind of warm.
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  2. Xob Yung Blood
    Sorry to hear that! Rip

    Love and light!
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  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG This thread makes me feel warm. But the railing a fat line of 4-fa kind of warm.

    Extremely insensitive comment... makes you appear to be apathetic towards the Op's plight... which I'm sure you are.
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  4. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Xob Sorry to hear that! Rip

    Love and light!

    Well articulated.
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  5. Xob Yung Blood
    Thank you!

    Again sorry about your mother, I have suffered recent loss in the family myself and it's not easy.. brings the whole family down for a while
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  6. Archer513 African Astronaut
    🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹👩‍👦
  7. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by WellHung Extremely insensitive comment… makes you appear to be apathetic towards the Op's plight… which I'm sure you are.

    Don't talk shit if you haven't railed a fat line of 4-fa

    It's loving, warm, painful, and makes you cry.

    OP knows my nose is always open to him.
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  8. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    How are you holding up, Holly?
  9. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG Don't talk shit if you haven't railed a fat line of 4-fa

    It's loving, warm, painful, and makes you cry.

    OP knows my nose is always open to him.

    Roxis and purple fruit punch are my current combo. Equal parts medicating emotional and dental pain, though I wouldn't give a shit about the opes if it wasn't for a bad tooth. It's warm and fuzzy nonetheless.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Just smear a little bit of desensitizing toothpaste on it beforehand. There is a chemical in it which deadens the nerve for about an hour or two.
  11. lolol, never smear toothpaste on your asshole unless you want to see what the ceiling looks like in closeup.

    Back when I was a young-fella-me-lad-man-about-town-sonofabitch squirting toothpaste on a drunk persons asshole was a great way to sober them up.
  12. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Just smear a little bit of desensitizing toothpaste on it beforehand. There is a chemical in it which deadens the nerve for about an hour or two.

    Anbesol and the like have never worked very well for me. I'd rather use tylenol or motrin, but I've had to take max doses of both to ease this pain, so I had to use something a little stronger.
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Codeine is the best for that. Tylenol 3.
  14. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Anbesol and the like have never worked very well for me. I'd rather use tylenol or motrin, but I've had to take max does of both to ease this pain, so I had to use something a little stronger.

    does and dose throw you every time, no matter what site you're on or which profile you're using, doesn't it? LMRAO
  15. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer does and dose throw you every time, no matter what site you're on or which profile you're using, doesn't it? LMRAO

    No, I've been smoking pretty consistently the past few days and going on little sleep. It's actually pretty awesome that I keep my shit straight enough that only a little bitty typo like that eluded me.

    The OGs know my grammar be on point.
  16. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Lol. I was only joshing you, actually. I like to needle folks every once in a while when its slow and not much going on.
  17. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer Lol. I was only joshing you, actually. I like to needle folks every once in a while when its slow and not much going on.

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  18. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I hope you and your kids will feel better about it soon daniel, she's always loved you all.
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  19. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I hope you and your kids will feel better about it soon daniel, she's always loved you all.

    Dude, you have no idea. When she gave birth to me, she had kidney stones. They wanted to remove them surgically which would have killed me but saved her. They were afraid that a C-section would kill her but save me. They flew her to Nashville where she told them that God didn't give her a son to take him away, so they did the C-section first before removing the stones. Miraculously, we both survived. That was my birthday.

    Shortly after, I was diagnosed with a hernia in my nutsack and fucking SIDS. I'd stop breathing for no apparent reason in the middle of the night. They put me under before my first birthday to repair the hernia, and I wore a baby monitor until angel of crib death had passed. I was still in diapers by the time I was had a bad reaction to the pertussis vaccine.

    I put a lot of miles on that woman before I could even wipe my own ass. I just hope that my son learned half as much about love from her as I did.
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    again, my condolences hamp...May She Rest in Peace.
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