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  1. #21
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've been in hundreds of fights in my life and never lost. I did have one guy who wouldn't go down no matter how many shots to the head he took, so I finally gave up, and I had another guy who I knocked out so bad the whites of his eyes were showing, but didn't finish off (because I made the mistake of feeling sorry for the idiot), then ten minutes later he snuck up behind me and sucker punched me in the side of the head, whereupon I did finish him off, but never lost a fight yet.

    Yeah yeah yeah, where have I heard that shit before? Oh yeah that's right, from every single pussy faggot that feels so inadequate and insecure that he feels the need to chat himself up with bullshit stories just to make himself feel like he is somebody in front of everyone else.

    When faggots go fronting like that it comes over as so obvious coz real hard men don't go on like that.

    You pussy faggot speckles.



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  2. #22
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm far from skinny. I'm over 6 feet tall and over 200 pounds. I worked loss prevention at K-Mart for 10 years. Can you just imagine the number of fights I've been in, and how many different kinds of people I've went up against? Cops, body builders, martial arts experts, ambassadors, internal employees, crazy people, huge people, drugged-out people, every kind of person imaginable. I've made over 5,000 apprehensions, and do you really think most people just go along quietly? Not a chance. Most people do not go quietly. Add to that, you are working gangs and professional lifters in groups, so it's often just me against all them out in the parking lot. I've been dragged from cars, mobbed, ambushed, everything imaginable. The likes of you wouldn't last half a minute with the likes of me.

    This.
  3. #23
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm far from skinny. I'm over 6 feet tall and over 200 pounds. I worked loss prevention at K-Mart for 10 years. Can you just imagine the number of fights I've been in, and how many different kinds of people I've went up against? Cops, body builders, martial arts experts, ambassadors, internal employees, crazy people, huge people, drugged-out people, every kind of person imaginable. I've made over 5,000 apprehensions, and do you really think most people just along quietly? Not a chance. Most people do not go quietly. Add to that, you are working gangs and professional lifters in groups, so it's often just me against all them out in the parking lot. I've been dragged from cars, mobbed, ambushed, everything imaginable. The likes of you wouldn't last half a minute with the likes of me.

    oh my god this is the cringiest load of bullshit I've ever read. I wish we had signatures on this site.

    Spectral you are officially saddest old man on the internet. You literally feel the need to lie to strangers and that's fucking sad. You do it over and over again and it's really weird, just say you used to be a K Mart security guard like a normal person instead of typing a huge load of cringey bullshit.
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  4. #24
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You have deal with carders at the checkouts, too, and they're always jackrabbits when you approach them to slap the cuffs on. They'll jump all over the damned place. Just holding onto them is extremely tough. And they'll be kicking and punching and spitting and hissing the entire time. Not all, but the vast majority of them. They have some kind of weird idea that because they're "only using a hot card" they're not really thieves and can just go home. You also have your refund scammers. They're usually basketcases, too. They almost never go quietly, and you're almost guaranteed to be throwing punches before even a few minutes pass.
  5. #25
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm far from skinny. I'm over 6 feet tall and over 200 pounds. I worked loss prevention at K-Mart for 10 years. Can you just imagine the number of fights I've been in, and how many different kinds of people I've went up against? Cops, body builders, martial arts experts, ambassadors, internal employees, crazy people, huge people, drugged-out people, every kind of person imaginable. I've made over 5,000 apprehensions, and do you really think most people just go along quietly? Not a chance. Most people do not go quietly. Add to that, you are working gangs and professional lifters in groups, so it's often just me against all them out in the parking lot. I've been dragged from cars, mobbed, ambushed, everything imaginable. The likes of you wouldn't last half a minute with the likes of me.

    Shut up you Muppet. I've been to jail speckles, that place is full of fronters just like you. I can spot y'all a mile away.



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  6. #26
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Narc Shut up you Muppet. I've been to jail speckles, that place is full of fronters just like you. I can spot y'all a mile away.



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    Quiet.

    Originally posted by Sudo oh my god this is the cringiest load of bullshit I've ever read. I wish we had signatures on this site.

    Spectral you are officially saddest old man on the internet. You literally feel the need to lie to strangers and that's fucking sad. You do it over and over again and it's really weird, just say you used to be a K Mart security guard like a normal person instead of typing a huge load of cringey bullshit.

    Quiet.
  7. #27
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You have deal with carders at the checkouts, too, and they're always jackrabbits when you approach them to slap the cuffs on. They'll jump all over the damned place. Just holding onto them is extremely tough. And they'll be kicking and punching and spitting and hissing the entire time. Not all, but the vast majority of them. They have some kind of weird idea that because they're "only using a hot card" they're not really thieves and can just go home. You also have your refund scammers. They're usually basketcases, too. They almost never go quietly, and you're almost guaranteed to be throwing punches before even a few minutes pass.

    😂🤣😅
  8. #28
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You have deal with carders at the checkouts, too, and they're always jackrabbits when you approach them to slap the cuffs on. They'll jump all over the damned place. Just holding onto them is extremely tough. And they'll be kicking and punching and spitting and hissing the entire time. Not all, but the vast majority of them. They have some kind of weird idea that because they're "only using a hot card" they're not really thieves and can just go home. You also have your refund scammers. They're usually basketcases, too. They almost never go quietly, and you're almost guaranteed to be throwing punches before even a few minutes pass.

    Security guards ain't allowed to put cuffs on anyone you fool. You just slipped right up there.



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  9. #29
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Narc Security guards ain't allowed to put cuffs on anyone you fool. You just slipped right up there.



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    K-Mart LP are allowed cuffs. Mine were Smith & Wesson.
  10. #30
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Plus most people are smart enough to know they would be more than tripling their sentence if they assault somebody.



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  11. #31
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's like 50/50. Half of them want to fight, and do, the other half just put up a fuss and end up surrendering.
  12. #32
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL K-Mart LP are allowed cuffs. Mine were Smith & Wesson.

    If Kmart allowed that how long before a misunderstanding left them open to a lawsuit for handcuffing an innocent person? They just wouldn't risk it. Especially trusting a faggot like you with summing like that.



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  13. #33
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I worked loss prevention when I was in college

    You aren’t allowed to man handle anyone. Just follow and call the police if they don’t comply
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  14. #34
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    This^^



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  15. #35
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    K-Mart has a policy where everyone gets taken in and charged. This policy is posted right in the hallway leading to the offices. If they don't go voluntarily, they have a right to remain where they are until police arrive, but if they take a step away after being arrested, LP is legally authorized to tackle. If you swing, it becomes legal force-for-force for LP, all punches are good ones. And yes, we do use handcuffs on lifters who fight back. We can also drag them all the way upstairs afterward. Try it some day and you'll find out for yourself.
  16. #36
    WellHung Black Hole
    We believe you, bro. Dont worry, We don't think you're fabricating all this, just for the attention...
  17. #37
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Everything I've said is 100% true.
  18. #38
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Everything I've said is 100% true bullcrap.

    I keep having to fix your posts lately speckles, you slipping old man.



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  19. #39
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm far from skinny. I'm over 6 feet tall and over 200 pounds. I worked loss prevention at K-Mart for 10 years. Can you just imagine the number of fights I've been in, and how many different kinds of people I've went up against? Cops, body builders, martial arts experts, ambassadors, internal employees, crazy people, huge people, drugged-out people, every kind of person imaginable. I've made over 5,000 apprehensions, and do you really think most people just go along quietly? Not a chance. Most people do not go quietly. Add to that, you are working gangs and professional lifters in groups, so it's often just me against all them out in the parking lot. I've been dragged from cars, mobbed, ambushed, everything imaginable. The likes of you wouldn't last half a minute with the likes of me.

    LOL body builders and martial arts experts are frequent shop lifters at Kmart? Sounds legit.
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  20. #40
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Spectral is a boss nigga and these pussy ass bitches can't accept it. He'd kick all your asses with one arm tied behind his back. Back in 1987 he studied krav maga with a former Iranian commando. You think SpectraL is scared of your ass?

    Kid, you do not scare him
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