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I'm physically addicted to the good times

  1. #1
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Ice cream, basketball, swimming pools, soda pop, going to the movies

    all good stuff
  2. #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    GTFO.
  3. #3
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    NO U
  4. #4
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This forum is about Better Living Through Chemistry.

    If you want to be the most pedantic asshole ever, you could argue that every pleasurable activity involves chemical reactions (in the brain).

    But don't be that pedantic asshole.
  6. #6
    RestStop Space Nigga
    If you think all those things are wonderful then you should crystal meth.
  7. #7
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by RestStop If you think all those things are wonderful then you should crystal meth.

    Have you been introduced to the teachings of Methathustra?

    https://niggasin.space/thread/30932

    The METHodist church is worldwide and always welcoming worshipers.

    As a matter of fact, Methathustra himself, PBUH, hath come down to this realm and spoke to me, and he told me, ye, that conducting a thorough acetone wash on my communion crystals would result in a much closer relationship with his Spirituality.

    It did, in fact, work out quite well.

    If you prefer to inject the blood of Cryst directly into your bloodstream, you are also welcome to join our congregation.
  8. #8
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I used to use crack and meth and heroin and drink heavily but I went to rehab and now I just drink coca-cola and swim/play bball at the gym. Occasionally I'll eat fun flavored ice cream. That's better living!
  9. #9
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo I used to use crack and meth and heroin and drink heavily but I went to rehab and now I just drink coca-cola and swim/play bball at the gym. Occasionally I'll eat fun flavored ice cream. That's better living!

    That's not a thing.

    That doesn't happen.
  10. #10
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Yes it is. And yes it does. "Physically addicted" is what I've been to terrible substances, now I am "physically addicted" to the good times.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #11
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Is mindfulness an essence of life, you mean to ask?
  12. #12
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    What a wholesome thread!
  13. #13
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Yes it is. And yes it does. "Physically addicted" is what I've been to terrible substances, now I am "physically addicted" to the good times.

    I remain skeptical of your claims, but I do appreciate a positive attitude.

    You're hired!
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