2018-11-21 at 6:11 AM UTC
Folks, it was disguised as a fart... but, little did I know, I had a leaker in my pants...ππ
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2018-11-21 at 10:06 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
"...but at least I'm not black"
2018-11-21 at 11:25 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
a shart is only a shit when you let others know
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2018-11-21 at 11:31 AM UTC
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2018-11-21 at 12:24 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
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2018-11-21 at 12:31 PM UTC
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2018-11-21 at 12:38 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I'll shake you like a british nanny
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2018-11-21 at 12:39 PM UTC
No no I already have enough brain damage.
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2018-11-21 at 12:40 PM UTC
I ended up getting a huge shit spot on the bathroom floor mat... so I set it outside another room door so housekeeping doesn't know it's me... had to wash my shorts and underwear in the shower to get all the shit out of them. Good thing I showered too because I ended up having shit all over my buttocks and up and down my chode.
2018-11-21 at 12:51 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
you shit ur god damn pants son,, stop tryin to pawn it off as a shart. I hearby Dub you SHITBOY
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2018-11-21 at 12:55 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by WellHung
I ended up getting a huge shit spot on the bathroom floor mat… so I set it outside another room door so housekeeping doesn't know it's me… had to wash my shorts and underwear in the shower to get all the shit out of them. Good thing I showered too because I ended up having shit all over my buttocks and up and down my chode.
Man.
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2018-11-21 at 3:05 PM UTC
I shit my pants and I liked it
I hope MMQ don't mind it
It felt so good it felt so right
I might go ahead and shit myself again tonight.
2018-11-21 at 3:39 PM UTC
Shit my pants last time June 2009 in gatlinburg,tn
Ate at this bbq joint (soon closed down after)
Got a block and it hit. Ran into a Wendyβs and cleaned up. Threw my undies in the trash and luckily made it back to the room before round 2 hit.
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2018-11-21 at 3:45 PM UTC
Many years ago in my days (daze) of heavy drinking I was walking home from the pub alongside a busy road and need to shit bad...anyone who has ever had beer shits knows when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Being in the UK it's common for cars to be parked on the side of the busy road so I thought I'd go behind one of the parked cars and take a shit rather than fill my pants, the problem was I was so drunk that I neglected to notice that being behind the last parked car meant I was fully visible to oncoming traffic (Obviously I should have got between 2 cars).
As I was squatting and letting fly all the cars passing were honking their horns at me with a few slowing down to holler and ridicule... but I was already mid flow so what's a boy to do?
I then removed my underroos and used them as toilet paper before going on my way.
2018-11-21 at 3:53 PM UTC
lololol...more stories, plz? These are great...
2018-11-21 at 4:07 PM UTC
Boo shoulda slung poo at the rubber neckers ππ»
