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  1. #41
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson mmmmmmm

    Age of consent in my state is 20. Clam down jiggy.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson mmmmmmm

    he has no mom and two daddies.
  3. #43
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny he has no mom and two daddies.

    My daddies are d(e)ad.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by mmQ My daddies are d(e)ad.

    so your your own man now.
  5. #45
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    your your

    Osh gosh bgosh
  6. #46
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A man went to a bed and turned his room temp down to 66 lest his space heaters turn on. Or whatever the heaters are called. The ones along the base of the floor. base heaters maybe. Anyway he went to bed and turned the temp down and woke up to them being ON and blasting heat. What the fuck? The man said what the fuck, turned his dial down to thirty two degrees, left for work, and hoped for the best when he got home.

    The end.
  7. #47
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by mmQ A man went to a bed and turned his room temp down to 66 lest his space heaters turn on. Or whatever the heaters are called. The ones along the base of the floor. base heaters maybe. Anyway he went to bed and turned the temp down and woke up to them being ON and blasting heat. What the fuck? The man said what the fuck, turned his dial down to thirty two degrees, left for work, and hoped for the best when he got home.

    The end.

    I can tell this is based on a true story unlike your *uck one
  8. #48
    Enough with the single paragraph stories, lets have some single mom stories.
  9. #49
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Enough with the single paragraph stories, lets have some single mom stories.

    U first.
  10. #50
    Originally posted by tee hee hee U first.

    No one believes my stories so I'm keeping them to myself.
  11. #51
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Dear penthouse,

    I was a young lad of only 17. Working the summer at a condo/apt community as a landscaper. As I was weed eating the back patio of a certain condo,a very voluptuous 40 year old lady in the most see through little teddy approached her glass patio door. She opened the door and asked if I’d like a drink,”yes ma’am,it’s quite hot and I’m parched” she motioned me with an index finger and left the patio door open.I walked in and she was standing in front of the freezer door,getting ice cubes,never taking her gaze off me. I walked over to her counter and she brought the glass...nipples erect from the cold. She handed it to me and proceeded to push herself right up against me. I downed the glass instantly and looked down at her. She was smiling up at me. I could feel her tugging at my belt. Next thing I know,my shirts and underwear were on the floor and she was on her knees...I felt her mouth on my raging hard cock. Her nails dug into my ass cheeks.

    Shit...that’s more than a paragraph...my bad.

    You can imagine the rest
  12. #52
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol I'm 19. How old are you?

    You're 19? I just thought you were in derp mode trotse'a

    was that you sitting on my planterbox shared with your auntie out in Cali?
  13. #53
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No one believes my stories so I'm keeping them to myself.

    and the ones that do will only point and laugh at you and call you names.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and the ones that do will only point and laugh at you and call you names.

    This one time...at band camp...
  15. #55
    Originally posted by Archer513 Dear penthouse,

    I was a young lad of only 17. Working the summer at a condo/apt community as a landscaper. As I was weed eating the back patio of a certain condo,a very voluptuous 40 year old lady in the most see through little teddy approached her glass patio door. She opened the door and asked if I’d like a drink,”yes ma’am,it’s quite hot and I’m parched” she motioned me with an index finger and left the patio door open.I walked in and she was standing in front of the freezer door,getting ice cubes,never taking her gaze off me. I walked over to her counter and she brought the glass…nipples erect from the cold. She handed it to me and proceeded to push herself right up against me. I downed the glass instantly and looked down at her. She was smiling up at me. I could feel her tugging at my belt. Next thing I know,my shirts and underwear were on the floor and she was on her knees…I felt her mouth on my raging hard cock. Her nails dug into my ass cheeks.

    Shit…that’s more than a paragraph…my bad.

    You can imagine the rest

    D ear Big n Bouncy,

    I never believed the readers letters I read in your magazine...

    UNTIL ONE DAY...
  16. #56
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    hydromorphone - the thread.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #57
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    kek
  18. #58
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    once upon a time there was an angry man who lived in a castle on a hill who hated everyone and only ate potatoes. It infuriated him that he couldn't grow potatoes in his castle and had to interact with the villagers. One day he decided he was going to grow potatoes on his rooftop so he would never have to leave his castle. He grew the greenest potatoes you ever saw and when he took a bite he immediately died from solanine poisoning. He also molested children and kept them in the dungeon so he couldn't grow them down there. When he died one used his toenail to pick the lock and freed the rest of them and they all danced on his corpse and went to expensive medieval therapists who helped them work through their trauma. They also got a settlement from the village. The end
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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