Single paragraph stories.

1. 2018-11-19 at 6:02 PM UTC

   #1
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Once upon a time there was a duck who sat on his little duck sitting furniture and enjoyed himself. He looked around and just knew that he was a duck, and looking around was a good thing, and that was good enough for the duck. This went on for a while, and then some other ducks said to this particular duck, "you shouldn't do that." The duck didn't understand. The end.
2. 2018-11-19 at 6:03 PM UTC

   #2
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   That was ducking great.
3. 2018-11-19 at 6:08 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   Da duq?
4. 2018-11-19 at 6:11 PM UTC

   #4
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   I'm gruntled with this story.
5. 2018-11-19 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Show spoiler
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6. 2018-11-19 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #6
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Ducks are cute, intelligent and funny.
7. 2018-11-19 at 6:14 PM UTC

   #7
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   the story of the duck, the buck and the cuck.
8. 2018-11-19 at 6:17 PM UTC

   #8
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Must be hard to be a duck.
9. 2018-11-19 at 6:18 PM UTC

   #9
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Quack quackquackety, quack?
10. 2018-11-19 at 6:20 PM UTC

    #10
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Quack quackquackety, quack?

    
    Enough.
11. 2018-11-19 at 7:05 PM UTC

    #11
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You were supposed to write your own stories you silly duck duck geese.
12. 2018-11-19 at 7:19 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    ¶ For Sale
    ¶ Baby Shoes
    ¶ Never Worn
    
    ¶ Fuck Da Police
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    • mmQ, 
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13. 2018-11-19 at 7:20 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    once upon a time there was a hunter in the woods. he was out hunting around when he happened upon a family of deer drinking at a stream. He got in position to take the shot and hesitated for a moment contemplating how he could reload and kill the whole family. All of a sudden he was gored from behind by a 12 point buck who pooped round shit on his corpse. His body eventually biodegraded and fertilized the grass that the deer ate. Circle of life. The end
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ, 
    • esbity, 
    • RisiR †
14. 2018-11-19 at 7:23 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    There once was a moose named goose. He really loved cous cous. Goose the moose had a loose caboose and always left a big deuce. He was a recluse so he tried to fly but instead he died bc the moose named goose didn’t see all the spruce.
    
    Oops.
15. 2018-11-19 at 7:25 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Once.
    
    The End
16. 2018-11-19 at 7:26 PM UTC

    #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    Gayest thread ever.
17. 2018-11-19 at 7:27 PM UTC

    #17
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    The blind man always gave out a hearty "Good morning, ladies!" every time he walked past the fish market.
18. 2018-11-19 at 7:28 PM UTC

    #18
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    In the beginning Jiggaboo got home and said "Alexa lights on"...and there was light.
19. 2018-11-19 at 7:29 PM UTC

    #19
    

    PhD in Condom Mechanics Houston
    At first, no thing was. And then there was nothing. And then there was. And there was. And then there was not.
20. 2018-11-19 at 7:31 PM UTC

    #20
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    alexa, suck my dick.