2018-11-19 at 7:35 PM UTC
Alexa do you work for the CIA?
No I work for Amazon
Alexa, a likely story.
2018-11-19 at 7:40 PM UTC
Dear Jane,
It's over you fucking whore
John
2018-11-19 at 7:41 PM UTC
Alexa tell me a joke
Why do Moon rocks taste better than Earth rocks
Because they are a little meteor.
2018-11-19 at 7:59 PM UTC
alexa, are you a virgin ?
2018-11-19 at 8:05 PM UTC
No I've interfaced and can interface with many external peripherals, now why do your show me your RS232 cable and Tx my Rx with some of that 10101 lovin.
2018-11-19 at 10:04 PM UTC
"there's sour patch kids everywhere!" exclaimed little Jimmy. "I LOVE SOUR PATCHY KIDDIOS!!" Little Jimmy picked up a handful and ate them all up. Little did little Jimmy know, they weren't sour patch kids at all.
The end.
2018-11-19 at 10:16 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
There once was a lovely young man named mmQ who discovered a wart on his thigh. He stepped into his bathroom and disrobed. There he squeezed it, hoping to pop the wart and guzzle up all the sweet pus. But as soon as he applied pressure, the wart spoke to him in English with a commanding tone. "I am the one who is called 'God' by many," the wart told him, "and I have perceived your mind. You will be suitable for my purposes." mmQ couldn't believe that his wart was a divine being, but the wart had anticipated his doubt. "Wait," it instructed him, "and watch. Don't move." Moments later, a brilliant flash of lightning burst through the roof of his bathroom and scorched the ground at his feet with such precision that it formed a pentagram around his feet. Once more, the wart spoke, "Through you, I will bring doom to your people as has been ordained since the beginning. We are finished with the project. Put on your boots, we have work to do." mmQ wasn't sure he liked this, but he didn't have a choice. He put on his boots and stepped out the door, still otherwise nude, ready to put the world down like burdensome livestock. It was a sunny day, and it was warm.
2018-11-19 at 10:34 PM UTC
sorry I didn't realize it was an associated thingy.
back to where you were before or prior or somewhere inbetween.
2018-11-20 at 6:12 PM UTC
There were four boys. Two of them liked fucking, and the other two, well, the other two didn't. The problem for them though is it didn't matter what they liked. The two fuck boys tore into them like a power drill into a piece of dry plywood. Bam. Bam. Bam. Everyone left smiling and crying but nobody knew what had truly just been experienced.
The end
2018-11-20 at 6:17 PM UTC
mmq, my best educated guess regarding your age, is 22... if you're older than that... you sure don't act like it.
2018-11-20 at 6:41 PM UTC
Two Thursdays from now I'm going to turn on the evening news to find that Daryyl and Vinny were picked up in a prostitution sting. During the investigation they will discover a massive money laundering scheme traced back to Vinny famiry restaurant. At the trial totse2k will testify that it's a conspiracy and all the information about it was deleted by Lanny because of the poison chems in the air. I'll have chicken fried rice for dinner and sleep just fine.
