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65 days of darkness begins today in Barrow, Alaska...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Barrow, Alaska, must be a vampire's paradise.
  2. #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Who in the fuck lives in Barrow, Alaska?

    I live in British Columbia, and as soon as I get as north/east as the Okanagan, I feel like I've ventured into some kind of population void.

    And don't get me started on Yukon, NWT, or Nunavut.

    Like wtf? These are gigantic land masses but so underpopulated because they are cold and boring as fuck.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Yeah but Barrow, Alaska population: 0.
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    65 nights of wheel barrowing in barrow

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    The wheelbarrow is a difficult-to-recreate sexual position for 65 nights in a row.
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee The wheelbarrow is a difficult-to-recreate sexual position for 65 nights in a row.

    You're supposed to be the barrow which is the easy part dumbo.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 65 nights of wheel barrowing in barrow


    i was thinking about photoshoping a penis onto the red figure.
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i was thinking about photoshoping a penis onto the red figure.

    that's not quite vindictive of you, Vinny. Please do something more sinister.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Who in the fuck lives in Barrow, Alaska?

    I live in British Columbia, and as soon as I get as north/east as the Okanagan, I feel like I've ventured into some kind of population void.

    And don't get me started on Yukon, NWT, or Nunavut.

    Like wtf? These are gigantic land masses but so underpopulated because they are cold and boring as fuck.

    Eventually everything will be owned by man so enjoy it while it lasts.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're supposed to be the barrow which is the easy part dumbo.

    It's physically tough and tiring on ALL those involved in wheelbarrowing.
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee It's physically tough and tiring on ALL those involved in wheelbarrowing.

    Well with your massive weight gain that might be true yes.
  12. #12
    Xob Yung Blood
    I've lived up there before it's crazy! The sun never goes down
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    Originally posted by Xob I've lived up there before it's crazy! The sun never goes down

    What about the mother?
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    WellHung Black Hole
    😅
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG Eventually everything will be owned by man so enjoy it while it lasts.

    I legit considered homesteading in Northern BC before... But you gotta go WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY up there to get your free land, and it's only free if you stay there for a certain percentage of time out of the year.

    You'd be isolated from literally everything though.

    I could imagine a few NIS-types being into that, but not me.
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