2018-11-17 at 12:20 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
What is the current status of your genitalia?
2018-11-17 at 12:22 PM UTC
How’s it hanging? To the left or right?
Getting ready to be washed in the shower.
2018-11-17 at 12:25 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Mostly to the right.
It's almost kind of inverted right now actually.
1. Meth.
2. I'm a grower not a shower.
I have a notoriously small member when it is unerect.
I get no complaints when it's standing at full attention (which is rare because too much drugs and alcohol...).
2018-11-17 at 12:28 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
I always compare the way my penis grows to putting drops of water on a tightly folded plastic straw wrapper made of paper.
2018-11-17 at 11:44 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
IMPORTANT STATUS UPDATE: I now have a budding erection.
2018-11-17 at 11:44 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Y'know, let me tell you all about it
2018-11-18 at 12:08 AM UTC
My penis went inside out days ago. I got vasoconstriction like a mo fugger
2018-11-18 at 12:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist
Getting ready to be washed in the shower.
![](https://files.catbox.moe/zkt35x)
The guys are on their way.
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2018-11-18 at 12:52 AM UTC
Oh hell, it’ll take a lot more than that. Do they have a sand blaster? That oughtta do the trick!
2018-11-18 at 1:02 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by GGG
I always compare the way my penis grows to putting drops of water on a tightly folded plastic straw wrapper made of paper.
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2018-11-18 at 1:26 AM UTC
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2018-11-18 at 1:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
Lol, 5 days.
Remember how the packet always made it out that it'd grow 50 feet tall in about 7 seconds?
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