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  1. #21
    Incognito2u African Astronaut
    Remember Soylent Green is all I'm saying
  2. #22
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    In nigeria, they apperently bury the dead inside the house in the ground. Or in their front yard. πŸ™ˆπŸ™Š
  3. #23
    Keep your loved ones close.

    I can’t believe nobody has come up with a really creative reason for this. Disappoint.
  4. #24
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Some are stacked above ground.
  5. #25
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Every home in America should have a death room where they deposit their deceased loved ones, a sealed bubble where you watch them rot from outside.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #26
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by Zanick Every home in America should have a death room where they deposit their deceased loved ones, a sealed bubble where you watch them rot from outside.


    During the Parentalia, families gathered at cemeteries to offer meals to the ancestors… Tombs for wealthy, prominent families were constructed as "houses", with a decorated room for these banqueting festivities
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_funerary_practices#Commemorations

    Ancestor worship is the foundation of any decent empire.
  7. #27
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    After so many years, not all that many, the cemeteries get converted to parking lots, or they build condos or malls or casinos over them.
  8. #28
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Here funerals are a kinda big deal. Church, priests, a wake, etc.

    OTOH I watched a relative's service from England. Half an hour time slot, eleven mourners, no room for a grave so just pop you into the oven, bye bye.

    The Brits are shitty people and in denial about their own mortality imo.
  9. #29
    Ghost Black Hole
    Dead man's curve
  10. #30
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Here funerals are a kinda big deal. Church, priests, a wake, etc.

    OTOH I watched a relative's service from England. Half an hour time slot, eleven mourners, no room for a grave so just pop you into the oven, bye bye.

    The Brits are shitty people and in denial about their own mortality imo.

    Yeah coz we've now mostly evolved past that idiotic religion bullshit here.



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  11. #31
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by Narc Yeah coz we've now mostly evolved past that idiotic religion bullshit here.

    Yeah well have fun evolving into being extinct.
  12. #32
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Yeah well have fun evolving into being extinct.

    Not gonna happen in my lifetime.



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  13. #33
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by Narc Not gonna happen in my lifetime.

    Nor mine, but it will happen.

    It didn't have to be like this.
  14. #34
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Anyway, Ireland will have to deal with the transition from being next door to a bunch of cunts, to being next door to a bunch of ragheads.
  15. #35
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Anyway, Ireland will have to deal with the transition from being next door to a bunch of cunts, to being next door to a bunch of ragheads.

    Well you have fun with that pal. I'm off to go live the rest of my days in the sun away from this dirty cunthole of a fucking island so it won't be my problem for too much longer.



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  16. #36
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by Narc Well you have fun with that pal. I'm off to go live the rest of my days in the sun away from this dirty cunthole of a fucking island so it won't be my problem for too much longer.

    Well done you. Like, seriously, this is a shithole up here with the constant rain. It drives me literally insane every winter unless I get away for a while, not even joking.

    I know the niggers and the ragheads absolutely hate it, but think they're conquering us so it's all worth it.
  17. #37
    Ghost Black Hole
    Gotta build a cream
  18. #38
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by Ghost Gotta build a cream

    Is a cream a collection of cummies?
  19. #39
    Ghost Black Hole
    No it's a creamatorium
  20. #40
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Well, lalalalala -- I just saw your message in my thread and had to search for this jediel.

    So what can I help you with?

    I was a little put off with you requesting my "input"! eeeekkkkkk lol
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