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  1. #21
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Wrong, Chinaman.


    a white man in the dark appears dark, but isnt.
  2. #22
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You would be suffocated in your vehicle before you got a mile.

    Wrong



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  3. #23
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You would be suffocated in your vehicle before you got a mile.

    It's a good idea to keep your scuba gear in your car if you live in California
  4. #24
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's a good idea to keep your scuba gear in your car if you live in California

    Matters not where you live.. Time marches..
  5. #25
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Matters not where you live.. Time marches..

    Thanks for your relevant contribution Mikey...
  6. #26
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's a good idea to keep your scuba gear in your car if you live in California



    Is that because you wish to see the explosion of the aforementioned tank that will take your life?
  7. #27
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    if They gave all the illegals and homo’s a bucket of water and a shovel,the fire wouldn’t have burned an acre
  8. #28
    Originally posted by stl1 Is that because you wish to see the explosion of the aforementioned tank that will take your life?

    Tank isn't going to explode if you are driving speedily through the fire...it's only going to explode if you sit stationary in it like a fucking lemon.
  9. #29
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    It will explode after your gas tank goes kaboom from driving through fire.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by stl1 It will explode after your gas tank goes kaboom from driving through fire.

  11. #31
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Everyone in Cali drives solar and windmill cars
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Tank isn't going to explode if you are driving speedily through the fire…it's only going to explode if you sit stationary in it like a fucking lemon.

    id like to see how you drive speedily thru a congested freeway.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny id like to see how you drive speedily thru a congested freeway.

    No burning trees to worry about on the freeway benny...
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No burning trees to worry about on the freeway benny…

  15. #35
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by cupocheer Blessings and prayers to the 40-plus who have lost their lives and to their families and loved ones.

    You keep on doing your little prayers and blessings. Meanwhile I'm going to do something that actually helps: blood rituals. I just need to find the blood of an infant and I'll be good to go.
  16. #36
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Lanny, aren't you in Cali? Are the fire near you?


    Damn it, damn it, damn it but LOL guys
  17. #37
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by itybit Lanny, aren't you in Cali? Are the fries near you?

    The fries are currently keeping their distance, but the hamburgers look like they're ready to move in for the kill.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #38
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    No, but the onion rings are, Ity!

    Big hug, little one!


    Edit: DAMN, too slow!
  19. #39
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by itybit Lanny, aren't you in Cali? Are the fries near you?

    Near enough that the whole city's been covered in smoke the last couple of days. Going outside blows, I got dizzy walking home from the train station a couple days ago.
  20. #40
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Was that the Kavanaugh train?
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