Eating ass

1. 2018-11-15 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #41
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ohfralala Human beings are the worst. Bahhhhhhhhhhh.

   
   Have you seen some of the stuff animals (non human) do? I bet if they were given human brains they'd be doing shit we can't even begin to comprehend.
2. 2018-11-15 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I have a fart fetish too.
   
   God damn what is wrong with me. I want to shove a turkey baster up my wifes ass full of milk and watch her shoot it out in the tub.
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3. 2018-11-15 at 6:28 PM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Have you seen some of the stuff animals (non human) do? I bet if they were given human brains they'd be doing shit we can't even begin to comprehend.

   
   I’ve seen my dog come home with maggots in her mouth :(
   
   I like the way you specified (non human) after animals.
4. 2018-11-15 at 6:29 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I also like queefing. My first girlfriend when I was 16 was this 14 year old girl and she would sit on me and rub my cock against her clit and squirt all over me and every time her pussy squirted it would also fart (queef). it was pretty hot.
5. 2018-11-15 at 6:31 PM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My first boyfriend would intentionally try to make me queef when we had sex =/
   
   And he would beg me to fart. I hate him. I’m so glad he’s gone lol.
6. 2018-11-15 at 6:32 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Ahhh you're no fun fralala. That would break my heart.
7. 2018-11-15 at 6:33 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   My line is poo and punching
   
   I’ll slap the shit out of ya if you’re into that,but no more pegging bishes in the face
8. 2018-11-15 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah punching is a bit extreme. A nice little slap love tap is ok though.
   
   

   Originally posted by Ghost Ahhh you're no fun fralala. That would break my heart.

   
   It’s maybe the least sexually arousing thing imo. I just don’t get into it and it makes me super uncomfortable eek.
9. 2018-11-15 at 6:42 PM UTC

   #49
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Narc I've done it to chicks but would be too weird to have a chick do me tho.
   
   
   
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   you prefer men do it to you,
   
   yes ?
10. 2018-11-15 at 6:44 PM UTC

    #50
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc I always stick my ass in the sink and wash it after a crap. Its stays so much cleaner. I tell you them pakis are really on to summing with washing their asses rather than just wiping. You can only get so much up with dry paper after all.
    
    
    
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    theres this high tech thing called hose.
    
    and shower heads.
11. 2018-11-15 at 6:45 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Why does my ass keep bleeding when I shit
12. 2018-11-15 at 6:46 PM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bc you take dick up the ass.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Or you have colon cancer.
13. 2018-11-15 at 9:29 PM UTC

    #53
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It has to do with the occult and demonic practices which stretch back thousands of years. For example, Aleister Crowley used to eat actual human shit during his seances.
14. 2018-11-15 at 9:31 PM UTC

    #54
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc I've done it to chicks but would be too weird to have a chick do me tho.
    
    
    
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    Same here. I love eating a chick's ass.....mines hairy and would be a little weird if she licks it lol
15. 2018-11-15 at 9:32 PM UTC

    #55
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala My first boyfriend would intentionally try to make me queef when we had sex =/
    
    And he would beg me to fart. I hate him. I’m so glad he’s gone lol.

    
    Sounds hot
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16. 2018-11-15 at 9:41 PM UTC

    #56
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Dingleberries?
17. 2018-11-15 at 9:43 PM UTC

    #57
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    I've had my heiney.... ah,yes... I've had mine, ya know. /angel emote goes here.
    But I'm not about to eat anybody's POOPshoot!
18. 2018-11-15 at 9:47 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty I've had my heiney…. ah,yes… I've had mine, ya know. /angel emote goes here.
    But I'm not about to eat anybody's POOPshoot!

    
    make them shower first
19. 2018-11-15 at 9:49 PM UTC

    #59
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My tongue's my money.
    
    Lemme invest in
    
    your small intestine.
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20. 2018-11-15 at 9:50 PM UTC

    #60
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Lol