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2018-11-15 at 9:55 PM UTCIf you wanna fuck a girl in the ass but she isn't interested in anal start by playing with her asshole with your finger while you fuck her, after a bit of that ask if you can eat her ass (some girls are not into this they will say "NO EWWW PERVERT!" but if she a good girl she will cave with enough pressure.
Then you can start putting fingers in there and eventually she will straight up beg you to stick your dick in there. Works every timeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-16 at 3:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by ohfralala I don’t get the fart sniffers either.
That was one of the first kinds of porn I watched as a lil' boy. It quit working on me several years ago. It's kinda gross to me now, I check it out a couple times a year and afterwards I'm like...nah.
I'm still into dicks getting farted on, but those videos were historically very difficult to find. I'm sure there's lots more today though, as this is the golden age of porn.
Anyway, the best fetish HANDS DOWN is when a female takes an anal creampie and then farts the cum directly into the mouth of another female, who then splits the doubloons with the mouth of the love-giving female, afterwhich the love is then gurgled and consumed.
I cannot fathom a work of human art that displays acceptance any better than this act. This is the penultimate example of wholesome sex.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-16 at 3:09 AM UTC
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2018-11-16 at 3:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano That was one of the first kinds of porn I watched as a lil' boy. It quit working on me several years ago. It's kinda gross to me now, I check it out a couple times a year and afterwards I'm like…nah.
I'm still into dicks getting farted on, but those videos were historically very difficult to find. I'm sure there's lots more today though, as this is the golden age of porn.
Anyway, the best fetish HANDS DOWN is when a female takes an anal creampie and then farts the cum directly into the mouth of another female, who then splits the doubloons with the mouth of the love-giving female, afterwhich the love is then gurgled and consumed.
I cannot fathom a work of human art that displays acceptance any better than this act. This is the penultimate example of wholesome sex.
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2018-11-16 at 3:15 AM UTCI call them ass munchers.
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2018-11-16 at 3:20 AM UTC
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2018-11-16 at 3:23 AM UTCLanny fix the got-dim enotes
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2018-11-16 at 3:25 AM UTC
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2018-11-16 at 8:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by Archer513 I have a buddy that into women having smelly armpits and hair.
It’s funny,because most of the women he dates laugh at him and tell him to fuck off.
That would suck to be really into something and not be able to find someone who’s cool with it.
Most chicks are like that with golden showers tbf
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2018-11-16 at 8:06 AM UTC
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2018-11-16 at 8:08 AM UTC
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2018-11-16 at 8:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Narc No most chicks are turned off and start calling you a freak if you ask for one, lol.
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OH right that makes more sense.
I wonder what a the percentages would be if yiu had a poll for girls only thar said would you rather be pissed ON by a guy or PISS DIRECTLY INTO a guy's mouth and watch him drink it. -
2018-11-16 at 8:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ OH right that makes more sense.
I wonder what a the percentages would be if yiu had a poll for girls only thar said would you rather be pissed ON by a guy or PISS DIRECTLY INTO a guy's mouth and watch him drink it.
There's a small percentage that will pee on you. Hardly any would have you pee on them. I don't get anything out of peeing on chicks tho, so that's helpful.
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2018-11-16 at 8:29 AM UTC
Originally posted by Narc There's a small percentage that will pee on you. Hardly any would have you pee on them. I don't get anything out of peeing on chicks tho, so that's helpful.
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Sure but I mean if it was a poll of 100 girls and it was either one or the other and they HAD to choose. I wanna know those percentages.
Like thst would you rather game.
I akeed my friend the other if she'd rather have someone use their fingers to gouge her eyes out or have someone slice her ears off and knife fuck her pussy just 5 times, like 5 individual "penetratios."
She got all weird and wouldn't answer and I got kinda mad and insisted she did because thats why the game is fun cuz you have to choose and she still wouldn't and so I finally answered for her
And said obviously we'd want the ears and the pussy thing cuz being blind would suck and I think if yiu cut your ears off you could still actually hear? Maybe? Like the ear drum and the hearing parts are on the inside anyway. And oh well deal with a few knife cuts the pussy.
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2018-11-16 at 8:31 AM UTCPeople that are into pee are fucked
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