2016-04-07 at 5:45 AM UTC
I will ask him of course, after he's grown old enough to babble. "Would you care to have the extra foreskin around your penis removed, son?" As science would dictate, the first vocal utterance of his would determine his desires. Any sound beginning with the letters A-N (N for no) represents no. O-Y (Y for yes) of course indicates a 'yes' response. A verbal response beginning with the 'Z' sound will be perceived as indication of his desire to be castrated, mutilated, amputated, and suffocated.
2016-04-07 at 5:55 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
will I enable a jedi foreskin-collector?
NO
2016-04-07 at 6:09 AM UTC
He would stand a higher chance of dying from the proceedure than every needing to be circumcised in his life so.. no. There is also a shitload of other reasons not to, but for that alone, why would I jepordize my sons life for how his dick looks? Pretty selfish thing if you ask me.
2016-04-07 at 7:22 AM UTC
The foreskin is analogous to the clitoral hood. Think about that. Would women feel better without one? What function does it serve? For protecting the sensitive glands and masturbation. It evolved for a reason.
2016-04-07 at 9:02 AM UTC
How is his conception or even lesbians raising him have anything to do with it? This common medical procedure is an elective procedure which has no real bebefits and has all sorts of side effects and risks. It is more likey for a child to die from circumcision than there ever needing to be circimcised in the first place- should be pretty simple math for most people to follow and say 'hey.. I wont risk fucking up my child for life or hell, possibly killing him for imaginary, false cases for circumcision. Ill let my child make this choice later in life when hes old enough to make an informed decision on an elective surgery that is mutilating his body'.
2016-04-07 at 9:10 AM UTC
Sophie, I recall you making a case against circumcison a while back, Im on a phone and too tired to bother, but if you can, would you please be sokind as to link them now? Idid a fuckton of research before my son was born (I didnt even know I was going to have a son until he was born) and what I discovered was really fucked. It honestly should be banned just like for female circumcisions. Id never let some fucktard doctor harm my son like that. So unless you got a better case than 'I want my sons penis to look like my mutilated penis' shut the fuck up.
2016-04-07 at 2:17 PM UTC
As someone with foreskin, I can tell you that I'm certain that masturbation wouldn't be anywhere near as pleasurable without. The feeling is significantly different, particularly the cumulative effect, how it develops and effects the climax. I don't like the circumcised method (yes, I use lube). If you think about the dynamics, this makes perfect sense.
I rarely engage in the act anymore, but most people do so with far higher frequency.
2016-04-08 at 3:54 AM UTC
No, fuck this stupid jedi tradition. I certainly wish I had been able to make the decision for myself (and the decision would have been "no"). I'm not letting anyone cut my hypothetical son's dick.
2016-04-08 at 5:10 AM UTC
The right thing to do is circumsize. When they grow up they can make the conscious decision whether to stay that way or get uncircumsized. Stop making it weird!
