Speaking of smells ....

1. 2018-11-14 at 10:34 PM UTC

   #101
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You tell me
2. 2018-11-14 at 11:10 PM UTC

   #102
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   How could I possibly know? And why would I tell you?
   Have you ever been a deserter?
3. 2018-11-14 at 11:12 PM UTC

   #103
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Super duper fine hair. Like angel's hair.
   
   Bbw= bath and body works lol

   
   Omg I’m a retard haha. I actually only bought my first product there last month ... I must admit it took about 2 seconds for me to see BBW cider as big black womans vinagar aka douche
   
   Speaking of lol ... no one has mentioned this very female regimen in their hygiene arsenal
4. 2018-11-14 at 11:13 PM UTC

   #104
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by cupocheer How could I possibly know? And why would I tell you?
   Have you ever been a deserter?

   
   I have been to the Mojave desert yes
5. 2018-11-14 at 11:20 PM UTC

   #105
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
   Hey Q how you smelling this evening?
6. 2018-11-14 at 11:23 PM UTC

   #106
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Like a million bucks. The deer not the money dork
7. 2018-11-14 at 11:23 PM UTC

   #107
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Back off, Mewsick....he's sniffing my ass.
   
   Closest Ive been to a sexual encounter in years.
   
   Don't ruin it for me now.
8. 2018-11-14 at 11:24 PM UTC

   #108
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   🤮🤮🤮
9. 2018-11-14 at 11:26 PM UTC

   #109
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by Technologist 🤮🤮🤮

   
   Cat got your tongue, Tech?
10. 2018-11-14 at 11:32 PM UTC

    #110
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by cupocheer Back off, Mewsick….he's sniffing my ass.
    
    Closest Ive been to a sexual encounter in years.
    
    Don't ruin it for me now.

    
    Why does it smell like horse cock?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Technologist
11. 2018-11-15 at 12:26 AM UTC

    #111
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ What would you call your body wash if you made one?
    
    I'd call mine..
    
    Power Eagle or maybe HotKid

    
    Power Eagle might be an old spice wash already. Sounds like it could be.
    
    How about Zombie. Each scent could be colored to the scent name. Blood/red, Guts/greenish brown, and for Darrell- Nuts/pearly white.
12. 2018-11-15 at 12:30 AM UTC

    #112
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by mmQ Why does it smell like horse cock?

    
    That damn horse!!!!
    
    I told that stable boy to keep Ginny in her stall!
13. 2018-11-15 at 4:30 AM UTC

    #113
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc Somebody posted a yt vid of the TV ad on zoklet once for some reason and I noticed it was the same exact commercial that was showing here on TV but was an american voice narrating it and it calling it axe, lol. It was one of those where the guy gets chased by loads of chicks, supposedly coz he wore the deoderant lol, and they called it the axe effect instead of the lynx effect that the British one said.
    
    I can't think of why they couldn't call it axe here except for the fact it sounds pretty gay. Is there a reason they couldn't call it lynx in the states? Just wondering why the different names.
    
    
    
    .

    
    because you brit fags arent free t bear arms.
14. 2018-11-15 at 4:32 AM UTC

    #114
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    also sometimes i rub expensive synthetic engine oil on my neck when i want to smell good.
15. 2018-11-15 at 5:29 AM UTC

    #115
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because you brit fags arent free t bear arms.

    
    I'm free to do whatever the fuck I like.
    
    
    
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16. 2018-11-15 at 5:33 AM UTC

    #116
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Power Eagle might be an old spice wash already. Sounds like it could be.
    
    How about Zombie. Each scent could be colored to the scent name. Blood/red, Guts/greenish brown, and for Darrell- Nuts/pearly white.

    
    Lol I think you might be right. I sort of recall one of the old spice ones being called eagle something. Maybe EAGLE WING or SUPER EAGLE or some shit. A hahaha. Why would anyone really want to smell like an eagle I don't know. I've never smelled an eagle so maybe they smell really nice
17. 2018-11-15 at 5:37 AM UTC

    #117
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Maybe, I know musk fragrances come from actual musk ox's.
    
    
    
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18. 2018-11-15 at 5:42 AM UTC

    #118
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Narc Maybe, I know musk fragrances come from actual musk ox's.
    
    
    
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    OH so it's like to be super manly or whatever.
19. 2018-11-15 at 5:43 AM UTC

    #119
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey baby want me to fuck you I smell like an OX.
    
    OMGGGG WREN, YES YOU HUNK OF AN OX MAN! TAKE ME TO POUND TOWN!
20. 2018-11-15 at 4:13 PM UTC

    #120
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    That reminds me, I need to buy the stuff to make a Beef Stew in my slow cooker this weekend.