2018-11-15 at 5:15 AM UTC
Ughhu
Tuskegee Airman
[tepidly antiquate my affinity]
So in pornos it’s no big deal, everyone has been pressured washed and is ready to go. Real life I guess you have to plan that ish mutually and prep prior to sex.. never been on either end myself but seems like something you just don’t dive into
2018-11-15 at 5:17 AM UTC
Dive into. Ha. I get it.
Yeah I think about that too like I'd be super self conscious making sure she knows what's up and I'd be like wait let me go deep wash my ass again and I'd probably put scents and fragrances up there just to make sure it's totally not gross at all but I'd still feel weird and I'd ask her even "hey will you please tell me if it tastes even remotely like poop cuz I'm so sorry" or whatever.
2018-11-15 at 5:18 AM UTC
Needless to say I've never been rimmed.
2018-11-15 at 5:21 AM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
I've done it to chicks but would be too weird to have a chick do me tho.
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2018-11-15 at 5:25 AM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Not much really. Pretty boring compared to licking puss.
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2018-11-15 at 5:34 AM UTC
How did it not smell?
I need to trim my ass. I'm getting myself on nighttime or early AM shit schedule so I can shower/sleep right after. My asshole has to be IMMACUALTE after I wipe, which takes a good 5 minutes, and still doesn't get it how I want it to be.
A lot of this struggle is that matter gets clumped in my hairs and does not wipe off. This leads me to being self conscious after shitting in public. I cutting hair would greatly improve this situation
2018-11-15 at 5:38 AM UTC
Your mom's ass is so hairy she has to part it down the middle before she takes a shit.
Ha I remember thst joke as a kid.
My ex's boyfriend is from Sudan and he literally washes his butthole after a poop by filling a measuring cup with water and like reaching his hand down under and splashing it up there like an amateur makeshift bidet of sorts.
2018-11-15 at 12:30 PM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
My mother was raised during the depression.
She had to resort to eating horsemeat.
Shevsaid it tasted okay but was rubbery.
You don't think.....???
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2018-11-15 at 12:38 PM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
I always stick my ass in the sink and wash it after a crap. Its stays so much cleaner. I tell you them pakis are really on to summing with washing their asses rather than just wiping. You can only get so much up with dry paper after all.
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2018-11-15 at 12:43 PM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
Why don't you install a bidet?
2018-11-15 at 12:46 PM UTC
Have u guys ever heard of wet wipes?
Lol.
2018-11-15 at 12:50 PM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
Is that a baked potato in that model's drawers in the Tommy John commercial?
2018-11-15 at 1:15 PM UTC
Lol.
Believe it or not I've actually washed witth water before. 😋
They are called flushable moist wipes & are specifically for the restroom.
2018-11-15 at 1:43 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Im surprised not to see u in this thread jigg.
mikeyagain
African Astronaut
[unalterably regard the persecutor]
I find all is well as long as you don't break the seal.. I must just be a backdoor lurker..
