Forest fires

1. 2018-11-13 at 8:37 PM UTC

   #1
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Can we have less stupid names assigned to these catatrophic fires please...We've had the "Carr fire" and now the "Camp fire"..what the fuck next the "real log fire"?
   
   Also anyone else been watching the news about the city of Paradise and been thinking of Burnout Paradise?
   
   
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2. 2018-11-13 at 8:48 PM UTC

   #2
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   wild fires can easily be put out by carpet bombing the entire wooded area.
3. 2018-11-13 at 9:10 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   YO THIS FIRE IS LIT AF
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4. 2018-11-13 at 9:22 PM UTC

   #4
   Nigger Stole My Bike Houston
   They're just named after the nearest road or whatever.
5. 2018-11-14 at 12:20 AM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Blessings and prayers to the 40-plus who have lost their lives and to their families and loved ones.
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6. 2018-11-14 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #6
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   lol why wait till everything is on fire to leave
7. 2018-11-14 at 1:23 AM UTC

   #7
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Cuz ur HOPING everything u own doesn't go up in flames?
8. 2018-11-14 at 2:07 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   People are being found having been suffocated in their fleeing cars and trucks.
9. 2018-11-14 at 2:26 AM UTC

   #9
   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   If Cali would just break off and fall into the ocean the fires would go out, global warming would be less of a risk and liberalism would be halfway eradicated.
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10. 2018-11-14 at 2:28 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    fires are mobs of flames created by the democrats and crooked Hillary to spend MORE TAX DOLLARS on the bloated forestry department. I don't buy it!
11. 2018-11-14 at 2:35 AM UTC

    #11
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb If Cali would just break off and fall into the ocean the fires would go out, global warming would be less of a risk and liberalism would be halfway eradicated.

    
    I assume cancer rates would go down too.
12. 2018-11-14 at 3:14 PM UTC

    #12
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Nil I assume cancer rates would go down too.

    
    There would probably be a shortage of Pet and child psychologists too.
13. 2018-11-14 at 3:42 PM UTC

    #13
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
14. 2018-11-14 at 4:57 PM UTC

    #14
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb If Cali would just break off and fall into the ocean the fires would go out, global warming would be less of a risk and liberalism would be halfway eradicated.

    
    Haha😃
15. 2018-11-15 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #15
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    60 people have died
    
    RIP departed souls.
16. 2018-11-15 at 11:52 PM UTC

    #16
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    What would you do if your home was completely surrounded by thick, black smoke, and you were trapped inside with no breathing apparatus and no oxygen supply?
17. 2018-11-16 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #17
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL What would you do if your home was completely surrounded by thick, black smoke, and you were trapped inside with no breathing apparatus and no oxygen supply?

    
    forest fire dont produce black smokes.
18. 2018-11-16 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #18
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Probably ponder the meaning of chairs because I'm such a fucking retard that couldn't get a away from a fire in the age of auto-mobiles and ubiquitous information?
19. 2018-11-16 at 12:55 AM UTC

    #19
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny forest fire dont produce black smokes.

    
    Wrong, Chinaman.
    
    
20. 2018-11-16 at 12:55 AM UTC

    #20
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Nil Probably ponder the meaning of chairs because I'm such a fucking retard that couldn't get a away from a fire in the age of auto-mobiles and ubiquitous information?

    
    You would be suffocated in your vehicle before you got a mile.