2018-11-12 at 8:10 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Okay I read it
Lol
Why am i alive
2018-11-12 at 8:15 AM UTC
To be the punchline of my shitty jokes
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2018-11-12 at 9:59 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
None of you have read what i write
2018-11-12 at 12:49 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
When §m£ÂgØL was still alive he told me about the time he happened across a slender woman in a river washing blood out of linens singing a sad melody that carried on the wind like soft moans trickling from an overflowing well and when he crept up behind to behold her beauty she whipped around and grabbed him by the hair and told him he was hitchhiking to his doom. I'm not saying it was a spiritual experience but it's basically what happened.
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2018-11-12 at 1:01 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Then she kissed him good and hard, and he realized the river was pure LSD even as it crystallized on his lips and her face morphed into a giant eyeball and each time it blinked an act of his life passed through the door out of possibility and into being. He stumbled through the reeds of the acid river, helped along by the banshee until he collapsed by the roadside where she soon abandoned him, having done her part. Naked and unconscious I found him there, and I bore him in my Jeep until I reached the panhandle and dumped him over the border. He awoke in Florida, handsome as ever but with no memory of what had taken place on his journey, and he began a new adventure that he would later document in the work we are familiar with.
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2018-11-12 at 3:20 PM UTC
He hitchhikes everywhere so that random lonely men can pick him up.
2018-11-12 at 3:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by GGG
None of you have read what i write
That's because you are too much of a bitch to post it
If it's anything like your posts thank G_d nobody has seen it
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2018-11-12 at 6:11 PM UTC
i just scrolled thru and would like to point out a few technical irregularities :
1 - aircraft toilets are dry. no blue liquids.
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2018-11-12 at 10:10 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
three things
1. I really toned down the homosexual adjectives. I could have made this a LOT gayer and I hope those who read it are grateful
2. When I re read this every time Mexican is used as an adjective I chortle hard
3. Has anyone here actually read Blood Meridian? It's one of if not my favorite book. Incredible. This was inspired by a brief scene at the end where the Judge lures the kid into an outhouse. There is actually no description at all, it's just at the end of the book and the Judge character dances, so I chose myself to do a bel air (which used to be the hottest funniest thing ever on totse which no one ever talks about) which is kind of happy go lucky. He dances they say he never sleeps is some of the last words but to include that referencing myself would be so fucking cringey.
Anyways, read cormac McCarthy and not just the road. Read the crossing too, all the pretty horses and no country for old men. He's a capital G
2018-11-12 at 11:05 PM UTC
Nobody cares about you LOL if you posted it nobody would remember the next day.
2018-11-12 at 11:06 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Op and go)lum are both fags
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2018-11-13 at 2:53 AM UTC
It would be funny if that nigga §m£ÂgØL only hitchhiked one short leg of the trip but I choose to believe he didn't
