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  1. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Annoyed....

    ENOUGH already! 😒


    and

    Happy to have the day off. 😊
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Tired.

    Which is good, because it's 5:30 AM and I need to get a couple more hours sleep or my tomorrow will be ruined.

    Liquor and benzos are helping with that.
  3. im in heat.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im in heat.

    Like, it's hot in your house?

    Or are you looking to get impregnated?
  5. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Like, it's hot in your house?

    Or are you looking to get impregnated?

    Ya he wants baby.


    Ot: about 30%
  6. Originally posted by gadzooks Like, it's hot in your house?

    Or are you looking to get impregnated?

    no, i want to impregnate someone, or something.
  7. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Sore

    All I did yesterday is blow leaves off my yard into the woods. I mean,there were lotsa leaves and it took 6 hours,but the blower only weighs 15 lbs.

    Lame
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I got 17 quarts of dank weed,,, how you think I feel
  9. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Archer513 Sore

    All I did yesterday is blow leaves off my yard into the woods. I mean,there were lotsa leaves and it took 6 hours,but the blower only weighs 15 lbs.

    Lame

    What made you go lame? Did you learn how to blow leaves with your prosthetics?
  10. Originally posted by Archer513 Sore

    All I did yesterday is blow leaves off my yard into the woods. I mean,there were lotsa leaves and it took 6 hours,but the blower only weighs 15 lbs.

    Lame

    My god, when are you people going to learn this is what illegal Mexican immigrants are for.
  11. Originally posted by Archer513 Sore

    All I did yesterday is blow leaves off my yard into the woods. I mean,there were lotsa leaves and it took 6 hours,but the blower only weighs 15 lbs.

    Lame

    dont you have lives ?
  12. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Archer513 Sore

    All I did yesterday is blow leaves off my yard into the woods. I mean,there were lotsa leaves and it took 6 hours,but the blower only weighs 15 lbs.

    Lame

    rent a tractor lawn mower with a bag. set it to the lowest drop point (whatever the term) and just drive over the things. done in about 45 minutes?

    stop and just empty the bag out around trees and bushes for fertilizer.

    those blowers are annoying as fuck :D even the electric ones.
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Ive been running a 770 blower,, its a large backpack blower it weighs 35 lbs and Ive got about 70 hrs in the last 2 weeks it does a fine job but its hell on the back
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, i want to impregnate someone, or something.

    *bends over*

    Whoops...

    *stands up straight and tightens sphincter*

    You'll find somebody to impregnate. Some day, it will all become reality.
  15. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by POLECAT Ive been running a 770 blower,, its a large backpack blower it weighs 35 lbs and Ive got about 70 hrs in the last 2 weeks it does a fine job but its hell on the back

    have you ever taken an office chair and take the back off of it (the one with wheels) and then blow that this behind you while you lay flat, face down. try it in your driveway or a sidewalk.. then film it as you're doing it.
  16. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Retarded.
  17. 🐿 African Astronaut
    NEGLECTED 🤕
  18. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse3.com rent a tractor lawn mower with a bag. set it to the lowest drop point (whatever the term) and just drive over the things. done in about 45 minutes?

    stop and just empty the bag out around trees and bushes for fertilizer.

    those blowers are annoying as fuck :D even the electric ones.

    You ain't even gotta have a bag.
  19. Originally posted by gadzooks *bends over*

    Whoops…

    *stands up straight and tightens sphincter*

    You'll find somebody to impregnate. Some day, it will all become reality.

    no, i cant.

    they all use contraceptives.
  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    I just don't want to leave this ballin' ass mansion untouched by these angels:

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