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The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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2015-07-01 at 12:08 AM UTC
Told yall niggas texas wasn't playing dat homo marriage
yeah..they don't like abortion too much over there either. -
2015-07-01 at 12:11 AM UTCyup...those Texans don't like abortion either.
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2015-07-01 at 2:55 AM UTC
If this is the real Hydro, baby update? When is/was it due anyway?
I can confirm, that is the real hydro, that is indeed a dick on my face.
Baby has been born. -
2015-07-01 at 8:50 AM UTC*steps out from dark/shady/creepy-desolate alleyway in front of a group of young women walking together*
"Are any of you fine ladies looking to get raped?"
*look of terror*
"Well then it wouldn't be rape, now would it?" *lunges at them while emitting an orc like roar through a snarl* -
2015-07-01 at 10:16 AM UTCSo what have you been up to malice?
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2015-07-01 at 10:41 AM UTCOh, you know, the usual. An unmatched monotonous and unfulfilling lifestyle as an insufferable hermit/recluse, spending over 97% of my time indoors, nearly every waking hour in front of a computer, anime, reading, being extremely dysfunctional.
Got hooked on this game starting yesterday: http://www.kongregate.com/games/Ninjakiwi/sas-zombie-assault-4
Uuurgh, so basic, but that winning dopamine formula. That sweet sweet loot. Different grades of boxes you acquire from secret locations, random drops from elite enemies, or bosses, and are opened after the mission is complete, so much variability. -
2015-07-01 at 4:31 PM UTCWhy do you play these dinky flash games? I'm positive you know how to torrent shit, you could at least go for AAA garbage instead of flash garbage
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2015-07-01 at 8:10 PM UTCI saw a guy playing "one in a million" by guns n roses on acoustic guitar on the street
I'm gonna hurt someone soon I know it
I think I need a naive skanky white girl this summer, the girls I've been fucking are wiley salty dogs
I literally take 9 vitamins a day, meditate, don't eat pork or refined sugar then smoke weed, take painkillers and stimulants and drink alcohol/smoke cigs/hang around degenerates.
I lost some oxycontin I was going to take today under a bench then went back and found it, then decided not to take it, drinking royal reserve instead.
I'm pretty sure I'm incapable of the humiliation of working an entry level job. My last job was basically being a high class waiter and saying "sir" made me want to kill people.
Might just spend the summer selling drugs/doing freud/having fun
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2015-07-01 at 8:39 PM UTCI will never understand your nonchalance re: opioids. I would have taken that oxy and been looking for more the whole time.
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2015-07-01 at 9:04 PM UTCMIL and GF been gone all day talk about peace and quiet
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2015-07-02 at 12:08 AM UTC
MIL and GF been gone all day talk about peace and quiet
What will you really lose out on if your girl leaves other than companionship? It sounds like she basically relies on you to support her. Personally if I put a significant other through SCHOOL (which IMO is a crazy thing to do) and they talked about leaving me because I didn't like their alcoholic mother using my property as a flop house I'd probably tell her to not let the door hit her ass on the way out.
You cave in to her on this situation and it just sets up all the future ones. "All I have to do is threaten to leave and he'll agree to do what I want". -
2015-07-02 at 12:55 AM UTCThis entire thread reeks of degeneracy
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2015-07-02 at 12:56 AM UTC
What will you really lose out on if your girl leaves other than companionship? It sounds like she basically relies on you to support her. Personally if I put a significant other through SCHOOL (which IMO is a crazy thing to do) and they talked about leaving me because I didn't like their alcoholic mother using my property as a flop house I'd probably tell her to not let the door hit her ass on the way out.
real talk, I'm bout ready to let them both go. She could tell I wassick of shit today and avoercompensating with I love you's and shit.
You cave in to her on this situation and it just sets up all the future ones. "All I have to do is threaten to leave and he'll agree to do what I want".
I'm a self made motherfucker, I told hero nce before "you can leave today and they'll be another bitch in my bed tongiht" it'show it is. I'm just trying to do the "kind" thing right now. My kindness has been known to disappear right quick in the past. -
2015-07-02 at 1:07 AM UTC
This entire thread reeks of degeneracy
Yes, because the real world doesn't take kindly to me using it as an outlet for my fucked up thoughts/accounts of fucked up behavior. -
2015-07-02 at 1:54 AM UTC
Yes, because the real world doesn't take kindly to me using it as an outlet for my fucked up thoughts/accounts of fucked up behavior.
Find some fucked up IRL friends. Maybe try a punk venue. -
2015-07-02 at 4:25 AM UTC
Find some fucked up IRL friends. Maybe try a punk venue.
Do I seem like a punk scene type of person to you? -
2015-07-02 at 4:34 AM UTC
Do I seem like a punk scene type of person to you?
You look more like a hipster imo. -
2015-07-02 at 5:02 AM UTC
Do I seem like a punk scene type of person to you?
No one is punk until they become punk -
2015-07-02 at 6:32 AM UTC
Do I seem like a punk scene type of person to you?
No, you seem more like the lame old man/middle aged sports bar kind of guy.
You don't have to be into the punk scene to have punk friends. Just do shit with them, they're probably the kind of people you like. Think about it, shameless degeneracy, nihilism and hedonism, individualism, non-conformity, and openness, rampant open drug use, living fast dying young, crime. It's perfect for you. Get a younger punk girlfriend to make you feel young and alive again.
Ever listened to Bad Brains? Listen to their first album, with the reggae parts deleted if you don't like it, and see if it grows on you, if you can feel the energy. -
2015-07-02 at 6:34 AM UTC
