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  1. #1
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Chilling at home, playing RDR2, drinking bourbon (to stay in character), shitposting with my favorite band of degenerate cunts. No major responsibilities I need to attend to. No creeping existential dread. You know, sometimes things are pretty good.
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  2. #2
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Its Saturday morning ya tard



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  3. #3
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    fuck you america is real no some pretend country ur not even part of the ewww anymore you poxy cunt
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    lol you're slewing your words you drunken cunt



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  5. #5
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yes, I Am Drunk, But Tomorrow I Will Be Sober, And You Will Still Be a Fool
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    FEEE-AHHH ITSELF BITCHES
  7. #7
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    wait, fuck, that wasn't Churchill. Someone lied to me
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Was it that 'succulent Chinese meal' guy? Cause I feel like it could've been. Or Orson Welles or something.
  9. #9
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Apparently it was FDR, but I could totes see mr. "get your hands off my penis!" saying it.
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  10. #10
    lanny sounds hot when shes drunk.
  11. #11
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lanny sounds hot when shes drunk.

    lots of sloppily applied red lipstick and dripping mascara, it's sexy AF
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Lanny Yes, I Am Drunk, But Tomorrow I Will Be Sober, And You Will Still Be a Fool

    You'll have hangover



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    Originally posted by Lanny lots of sloppily applied red lipstick and dripping mascara, it's sexy AF

    im going to apply my little red lipstick unto your little lips until its dripping wet with mascara.


    mmmmm ...
  14. #14
    HTS highlight reel
    I've been drinking fireball and cider, watching Mr. Robot with scronny... but he fell asleep. Now I'm just kinda lingering in the land of the living. Blegh.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Narc You'll have hangover

    You know, after a certain number of hangovers they kinda stop bothering you. You get used to just dealing with it, or your body adjusts, or something. It gets to being like slightly cold or like you're sitting in an uncomfortable chair or something, not a good feeling but really kinda below the threshold of being consciously bothersome.

    Originally posted by HTS I've been drinking fireball and cider, watching Mr. Robot with scronny… but he fell asleep. Now I'm just kinda lingering in the land of the living. Blegh.

    Fuck girlbro, fireball is gross. I bought a handle of it years ago because I girl a was trying to hook up with liked it and it's still sitting in my cupboard. You're welcome to it. I actually like sweet drinks, but it's so fucking sickly sweet I have to mix it with some other kind of whiskey to tolerate it for more than two sips.

    I want to stay up with you and watch some mr robot and snuggle though. We can watch it and I'll whisper into your ear about every technical inaccuracy in the show and kiss you playfully when you get mad at me for breaking your sense of immersion. It'll be great.
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    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Lanny Fuck girlbro, fireball is gross. I bought a handle of it years ago because I girl a was trying to hook up with liked it and it's still sitting in my cupboard. You're welcome to it. I actually like sweet drinks, but it's so fucking sickly sweet I have to mix it with some other kind of whiskey to tolerate it for more than two sips.

    I want to stay up with you and watch some mr robot and snuggle though. We can watch it and I'll whisper into your ear about every technical inaccuracy in the show and kiss you playfully when you get mad at me for breaking your sense of immersion. It'll be great.

    I'm mixing the fireball with the cider, which just makes the cider taste like really dank apple pie. A little bit of cinnamon on the apple flavor. Nom. And lol, I wish I had someone who could point out all the technical inaccuracies. It's making me want to learn computer shit though, if only for that reason - because I suspect it's rife with bullshit. I mostly just giggle at the nods to hacktivist nu-Anonymous and how blatantly the show is trying pander to edgy, aspie MOON PERSONs.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny lots of sloppily applied red lipstick and dripping mascara, it's sexy AF

    post nude selfies dressed in drag...ala 'buffalo bill' style...
  18. #18
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Good morning Lanny ... here’s something I whipped up for your hangover, though it’s not my job 😜

    Uhg ... never mind. [video]https://ibb.co/bPSGQA[/video]
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    How is RDR2? I don't have high expectations.
  20. #20
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I can't unread R2D2 every time i see this game talked about
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