Things you've only seen on T.V. & movie but never IRL

1. 2016-06-25 at 1:20 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I've never seen a group of strangers band together to do something productive (as opposed to like a riot). It was a popular thing in movies for a while.
   
   I remember watching whatever spiderman movie and at some point he was getting beaten up by whatever villain and a bunch of angry new yorkers started throwing stuff at the bad guy or something and one of them shouted something inspirational like "you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us". I thought (as a child) that New York must have a great sense of community. Then I visited and realized those grubby cunts would be more likely to loot spiderman's corpse than do anything helpful.
2. 2016-06-25 at 2:42 PM UTC

   #22
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

   Turtles dying. Fuck you.

   Hey now asshole
3. 2016-06-25 at 3:01 PM UTC

   #23
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   ..
4. 2016-06-25 at 3:01 PM UTC

   #24
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   But to be fair, I don't even have a dog.
5. 2016-06-25 at 6 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Competent niggers
   Happy single moms
   A "normal" gay relationship
   Goastbusters
   
6. 2016-06-25 at 6:09 PM UTC

   #26
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   I've never seen a white guy acting tough

   
   you shoulda seen the road rage incident between me and some other white dude standing in the middle of rush hour traffic calling each other niggers.
   
   
   

   I've never seen a black person rob someone.

   
   you tube.
   
   
   I've seen a nigger TRY to rob someone. Story/stories posted on totse-1
   
   
   
7. 2016-06-25 at 6:16 PM UTC

   #27
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   I've never seen a girl go wild.

   
   you must not leave your house. the current fad is for chicks to try to sexually out-attention-whore each other in public in as dramatic a fashion as possible. I blame the MINITRU for brainwashing susceptible females unto this behavior. not that I mind...it just that it isn't by choice, it's by mental manipulation.
   
   
   I was just at a wedding where chicks wearing miniskirts and thongs were doing dirty-dancing, flashing their crotches. not even flashing...full on multi-second spreading. another chick was sitting in a chair backwards, in a short dress, full crotch shot dancing like a stripper...then went on to literally give another chick a lapdance. the best-man went to stick the garter belt on the bride and she pulled up her wedding dress to her waist showing her lacy panties for EVERYone to see.
8. 2016-06-25 at 6:20 PM UTC

   #28
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   I think Bill Krozby was simply suggesting that you make one single post without using the word nigger.

   
   I make plenty of posts without saying nigger.
   
   
   regardless...the word 'nigger' has been stigmatized excessively by the pinko-antiwhites and I'm turning it back around in their face. in another reality I wouldn't say nigger as much but considering their efforts at trying to stigmatize the word I am counter-stigmatizing it.
   
   
   and...NIGGGERS
9. 2016-06-25 at 10:32 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Will Smith.
10. 2016-06-26 at 1:44 AM UTC

    #30
    Siu3d Yung Blood
    A dead body.
11. 2016-06-26 at 2:03 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    A dead body.

    Have you never been to a funeral with an open casket? Weird. I've worked in a hospital and rolled people into the mortuary I've talked to a day before. When they are dead isn't really that fascinating. People dying is a different story. That shit is intense.
12. 2016-06-26 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #32
    Siu3d Yung Blood

    Have you never been to a funeral with an open casket? Weird. I've worked in a hospital and rolled people into the mortuary I've talked to a day before. When they are dead isn't really that fascinating. People dying is a different story. That shit is intense.

    
    Nope. I've never been to a funeral period, let alone an open casket one. It's strange because growing up I was in and out of hospitals all the time what with my mom being a nurse and my dad a paramedic. Still never caught a glimpse of one. They hid them well.
13. 2016-06-26 at 7:01 AM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When I was in London 16 years ago, I saw the bloodied corpse of a woman who had been hit by one of the trains in The Underground. It was the first and only time I've ever seen a dead body in real life in an actual horrific accident type of state. Other than that I've seen a few open casket dead bodies, specifically my great-grandma, my grandpa, and my father. I fucking hate the way they make them look all waxy and just awkward. I'd rather just not see them, but it's pretty hard not to look when you know it's the last time you'll ever get a chance to see their physical body ever again. :(
    
    I burned my grandmother alive but I left before she died and they understandably didn't have an open casket for her, though I didn't attend the funeral anyway.