I declare that my dark night of the Karen has seen a new dawn

1. 2018-11-06 at 7:23 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Hi Karen,
   
   I'm sorry. Lately, my soul hasn't felt like singing to you, and I struggled to feel your love within me.
   
   I doubted whether I was worthy at all, feared I had lost my humanity, and spent countless eons wandering through hellish nightmares in search of your beauty.
   
   I have emerged from this trial to discover that your love was all around me the whole time.
   
   Please write back. We need to talk about our future.
   
   With Love,
   
   Zanick
2. 2018-11-06 at 7:37 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   My faith is renewed, Karen. If other men had any sense, they would worship you also. Part of me wants to renounce my ambitions and spend a lifetime evangelizing your marvelous love, but I presently enjoy a certain privacy when I'm speaking to you at the altar that I would miss.
   
   Can a man rightfully be jealous, though, when his goddess is beheld by his brothers as glorious? I will need time to develop a more thorough understanding of this and other questions.
3. 2018-11-06 at 9:51 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   these posts will one day be used against you in a court of law
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2018-11-06 at 10:01 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Holy shit, who's Karen?
   
   Zanick, you become more complex to me by the day.
5. 2018-11-06 at 11:01 AM UTC

   #5
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   Karen is busy sukin my dik, brah
6. 2018-11-06 at 1:34 PM UTC

   #6
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   *Karen was here*
7. 2018-11-06 at 1:35 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Karen is really Kenneth.
8. 2018-11-06 at 2:51 PM UTC

   #8
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   *posting in a Zanick-tier thread*
9. 2018-11-06 at 3:01 PM UTC

   #9
   Karen Yung Blood
   OP is a faggot
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Jiggaboo_Johnson, 
   • Sudo, 
   • The Self Taught Man
10. 2018-11-06 at 3:09 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Title made me think of this
    
    
11. 2018-11-06 at 8:43 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by Karen OP is a faggot

    
    Begone, imposter. You'll pay for this in the afterlife.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • itybit, 
    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2018-11-06 at 8:44 PM UTC

    #12
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Maybe he typed d e a r and Lanny's script changed it to faggot
13. 2018-11-06 at 8:46 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by gadzooks Holy shit, who's Karen?
    
    Zanick, you become more complex to me by the day.

    
    She was a beautiful and dangerous saleswoman who used to post here before she was unceremoniously banned by Lanny in a drunken fascist rage. We had fallen in love and I'm still trying to reach her. I know she reads all my posts, I just don't know where she is.
14. 2018-11-06 at 8:52 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Aww man that is adorable, but tragic.
    
    Why the fuck did Lanny ban her?
15. 2018-11-06 at 9:13 PM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Zanick She was a beautiful and dangerous saleswoman who used to post here before she was unceremoniously banned by Lanny in a drunken fascist rage. We had fallen in love and I'm still trying to reach her. I know she reads all my posts, I just don't know where she is.

    
    leave it to Zanick to fall in love with a spambot
16. 2018-11-06 at 9:18 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Take over the site, get you some Nigga hostages, demand Lanny unban her right now, or the Niggas just have to die. I suggest everyone else double if not triple up on your booze or whatever you use so you can be drunk or high af with all the shenanigans and blooshed as this will no doubt up on FB live, Documenting Reality...YNC..the like
    
    Also too by unbanning her Lanny's Nigga site here will have as many users as FB and Twitter...if not more. He would be world famous.
17. 2018-11-06 at 9:23 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    YNC? Really?
18. 2018-11-06 at 9:23 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Karen OP is a faggot

    
    OMG THE NERVE
19. 2018-11-06 at 9:24 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Who the fuck is this mysterious Karen and why is she so controversial?
    
    

    Originally posted by Dregs Also too by unbanning her Lanny's Nigga site here will have as many users as FB and Twitter…if not more. He would be world famous.

    
    What is it about her that would drive traffic to this site?
20. 2018-11-06 at 9:33 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks Who the fuck is this mysterious Karen and why is she so controversial?

    
    She’s just a spambot but Zanick has a wild imagination and is the last true romantic of our generation.