i shot a squirrel one time. it fell out of the tree...landing in the grass...twitched a couple of times...and stopped moving.
i was looking through the tree for the next recipient of my trigger love when another skwerl runs along a branch...down the trunk...and hops up to the not-moving skwerl that i had just shot. the lead-enhanced skwerl was still alive since it twitched its tail a few times and moved its head. the lead-deficient skwerl nuzzled it a few times at various places around its body then started consistently nuzzling it just below its head.
at first i thought the lead-enhanced skwerl might be a relative and the lead-deficient one was offering some sort of condolences or attempts at skwerl first-aid.
those thoughts went away real quick then the lead-deficient skwerl took off up the tree with the other skwerls front arm then perched on a branch eating it completely.
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lol op is actually correct... i was walking down my street and had squirrels yelling at me "you want some of dis bitch" and i was like "no i don't want to get you're weird rabies" and I saw a bunch of birds and squirless (speeling) in the road with cars running over them and there little bodies flying up in the air. I had to take a detour (not that i know what that word means) just so i wouldn't have a ditch witch number 9 rubber marsupial fly on my face. I would have lost it even more than before.
my left eye still spasms to this day.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
i shot a squirrel one time. it fell out of the tree…landing in the grass…twitched a couple of times…and stopped moving.
i was looking through the tree for the next recipient of my trigger love when another skwerl runs along a branch…down the trunk…and hops up to the not-moving skwerl that i had just shot. the lead-enhanced skwerl was still alive since it twitched its tail a few times and moved its head. the lead-deficient skwerl nuzzled it a few times at various places around its body then started consistently nuzzling it just below its head.
at first i thought the lead-enhanced skwerl might be a relative and the lead-deficient one was offering some sort of condolences or attempts at skwerl first-aid.
those thoughts went away real quick then the lead-deficient skwerl took off up the tree with the other skwerls front arm then perched on a branch eating it completely.
I would’ve plucked it, twice, to justify that it really had the balls to climb a wooden fence. Damn all those splinters in it...yeeouch. I wish squirrels had face expressions because he looks too determined instead of looking like-
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
lol op is actually correct… i was walking down my street and had squirrels yelling at me "you want some of dis bitch" and i was like "no i don't want to get you're weird rabies" and I saw a bunch of birds and squirless (speeling) in the road with cars running over them and there little bodies flying up in the air. I had to take a detour (not that i know what that word means) just so i wouldn't have a ditch witch number 9 rubber marsupial fly on my face. I would have lost it even more than before.
my left eye still spasms to this day.
you're an idiot.
squirrels don't get rabies and when they get hit by a car...and certainly a truck...they don't fly up into the air. stupid handsome and well tanned individual retard.
additionally...squirrel-shit...as in shit consisting of former squirrels...smells horrible.
i feed my snakes rats most of the time but supplement their diets with squirrels who have had the misfortune of wandering into my reticle. over the last month or two there has been a smorgasbord of skwerlz because of all the ripening nuts around here attracting them so that is all that ive been feeding the snakes.
one of the snakes just squeezed out a giant squirrel-turd and holy jesus, mary, and the great pumpkin...that was horrific. im talking MOPP-level-ten, here.
I would’ve plucked it, twice, to justify that it really had the balls to climb a wooden fence. Damn all those splinters in it…yeeouch. I wish squirrels had face expressions because he looks too determined instead of looking like-
