Shopping for sex toys is hard

1. 2018-11-03 at 10:41 PM UTC

   #21
   

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   Send me bitcoins so I can shop for sex toys.
   
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2. 2018-11-03 at 10:55 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force Imagine shopping for a computer, and they won't let you try it out.
   
   Imagine shopping for shoes, and they won't let you try them on.
   
   Imagine shopping for a light, and no one will even show what it looks like in use.

   
   The thought of trying out a sex toy that someone else tried on for size, is fuq'n gross.
   
   
   I'd 100% rather buy the dang thing, anyway, and just throw the thing away if it didn't fit to my liking. Who in their right mind(no sane female, anyway) would dream of doing it like a guy would!! We all know guys, are disgusting, cuz we know they wouldn't have a problem sticking their dik in a plastic rubber va-jay-jay that another dude just poked 2 min before... because they will do that chit in real life, anyways!
3. 2018-11-03 at 11:31 PM UTC

   #23
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Firekrochfatty The thought of trying out a sex toy that someone else tried on for size, is fuq'n gross.
   
   
   I'd 100% rather buy the dang thing, anyway, and just throw the thing away if it didn't fit to my liking. Who in their right mind(no sane female, anyway) would dream of doing it like a guy would!! We all know guys, are disgusting, cuz we know they wouldn't have a problem sticking their dik in a plastic rubber va-jay-jay that another dude just poked 2 min before… because they will do that chit in real life, anyways!

   
   you do realize no guy is going to marry a chick unless hes done exactly that...right...
4. 2018-11-04 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut

   Originally posted by infinityshock you do realize no guy is going to marry a chick unless hes done exactly that…right…

   
   ?? what... poke a rubber gina?
5. 2018-11-04 at 3:23 AM UTC

   #25
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Firekrochfatty ?? what… poke a rubber gina?

   
   take the orifices for a test drive. or several.
6. 2018-11-04 at 7:11 PM UTC

   #26
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock you do realize no guy is going to marry a chick unless hes done exactly that…right…

   
   we wouldnt marry you even if you keep offering your asshole as free sample for our test rides.
7. 2018-11-04 at 7:15 PM UTC

   #27
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny we wouldnt marry you even if you keep offering your asshole as free sample for our test rides.

   
   the best relationship you could ever hope for in my regard is to be sliced and diced then fed to my livestock.
8. 2018-11-04 at 7:42 PM UTC

   #28
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock the best relationship you could ever hope for in my regard is to be sliced and diced then fed to my livestock.

   
   still wouldnt try your ass.