Chess! I suck..how can I improve?

1. 2016-02-09 at 5:06 AM UTC

   #41
   Kek Houston

   Why are you so upset?

   
   Im not even mad fellow. You should get to the ER. That massive rupture in your anus is not good
2. 2016-02-09 at 6:53 AM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'll give it a week and we are back at shouting AUTISM at eachother. Wonderful.
3. 2016-02-09 at 7:07 AM UTC

   #43
   Kek Houston

   I'll give it a week and we are back at shouting AUTISM at eachother. Wonderful.

   
   Autism is a boring and repetitious insult. I prefer variations of butt hurt (rump rammed, anus annihilated, generally alliterations) and calling whomever im arguing with a faggot.
   
   I should probably actually start arguing for real though sometimes. I shitpost a lot here and could probably do a lot better. But I love shitposting so its a true dilemma.
4. 2016-02-09 at 1:56 PM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Im not even mad fellow. You should get to the ER. That massive rupture in your anus is not good

   That was really forced, you sound pretty mad.
   
5. 2016-02-09 at 4:14 PM UTC

   #45
   EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman

   That was really forced, you sound pretty mad.

   
   Would you be mad if he was mad?
6. 2016-02-09 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   didn't read
   
   everyone post your chess.com usernames and edit it into the OP
7. 2016-02-09 at 9:02 PM UTC

   #47
   EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman

   didn't read
   
   everyone post your chess.com usernames and edit it into the OP

   
   Fuck you lazy nigger.
8. 2016-02-09 at 9:38 PM UTC

   #48
   Kek Houston
   Vincere_E_Vinceremo is my username. Hit me up faggots.
   
9. 2016-02-09 at 10:46 PM UTC

   #49
   EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman

   Vincere_E_Vinceremo is my username. Hit me up faggots.

   
   message sent
10. 2016-02-10 at 1:07 AM UTC

    #50
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Just signed up as SomehowIManage
11. 2016-02-10 at 1:18 AM UTC

    #51
    EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman

    Just signed up as SomehowIManage

    
    Messaged.
12. 2016-02-10 at 10:36 PM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Would you be mad if he was mad?

    Only that he doesn't love me :(
13. 2016-02-10 at 10:39 PM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Just signed up as E_ndgame
14. 2016-02-10 at 10:44 PM UTC

    #54
    EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman

    Just signed up as E_ndgame

    
    messaged