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Just saw a ufo

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I was justn driving to the store about 20 min ago and just listening to gorllaz like a normal gont and i saw this thing with bright lights in the sky and i was just thinking to myself thats just stadium lights or something but i realized that there isn't a stadium there and I've never seen anything like that on the street where I drive, so i stopped my car in the middle of the street to take a picture of it and by the time i got out it was gone. It looked weird it was triangle shaped but with blunted edges and really bright lights I got really excited because i have been going to sleep every night for the last month thinking about how I want them to take me away from this world.

    I got to the store and and was telling my friend what I saw and he was like "ok my friend" and it was fucking big. 3 months ago i was hanging out with my friend hector during the day time looking at the moon and an eagle flew across us up in the night night sky and 2 of the same things flew over us and we were like wtf is that.

    kind of a weird thing to see.I've never seen anything like that in my entire life. Before i got out of my car the thing was just hovering there.

    when i was a kid like 7 years old I would see aliens wearing black suits come in and cut my mom heads off and in every scenario i would fall down on my knees crying and I'd wake up and everything just normal.

    no one is ever going to believe me because they already think i'm crazy



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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    What did they cut ur moms head off with?
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm What did they cut ur moms head off with?

    a chainsaw.
  5. #5
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Wrong.

    Prolly too many tears in ur eyes to see it was a laser.

    "A chainsaw" lol goof ball. Smh
  6. #6
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm What did they cut ur moms head off with?

    thats inappropriate
  7. #7
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Had to establish the credibility of the story.

    Farce. /Thread
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    all jokes aside, i really saw all of that.
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Had to establish the credibility of the story.

    Farce. /Thread

    its not a farce.
  10. #10
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    How do u know that they didn't abduct u when u stopped ur car to take the pic? Time? What if time is just an illusion & u were on the kinda triangular spaceship for years & created multiple alien hybrid babies before returning to ur car in what appeared to be a matter of minutes?
  11. #11
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    What if they actually did cut ur True moms head off & replaced her with a clone when u were 7?
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    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    It's just classified military aircraft.
    Nothing special.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine It's just classified military aircraft.
    Nothing special.

    i thought about that, but it was weird to see. I've never seen anything like that before.
  14. #14
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Just coz you don't have an explanation for summing doesn't mean it must be aliens.



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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Narc Just coz you don't have an explanation for summing doesn't mean it must be aliens.



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    Yes it does.
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Narc Just coz you don't have an explanation for summing doesn't mean it must be aliens.



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    Yeah, it could be ghosts..
  17. #17
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I was justn driving a giant niggers cock in my asshole

    youre an idiot. stop posting
  18. #18
    Probably a glow in the dark CIA nigger using his mind to fly.
  19. #19
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    you guys are dicks, it really happened
  20. #20
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you guys are dicks, it really happened

    pics or it didnt happen

    you were high again and hallucinating. nothing more
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