Shopping for sex toys is hard

1. 2018-11-02 at 6:31 PM UTC

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   Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force Houston
   Imagine shopping for a computer, and they won't let you try it out.
   
   Imagine shopping for shoes, and they won't let you try them on.
   
   Imagine shopping for a light, and no one will even show what it looks like in use.
2. 2018-11-02 at 6:32 PM UTC

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   Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force Houston
   Don't even get me started about the complete lack of a secondary market. It's used, it's pre-loved, it's not worn out.
3. 2018-11-02 at 7:07 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Just return it if you don't like it, that's why they give you a receipt
4. 2018-11-02 at 9:24 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force Imagine shopping for a computer, and they won't let you try it out.
   
   Imagine shopping for shoes, and they won't let you try them on.
   
   Imagine shopping for a light, and no one will even show what it looks like in use.

   
   you sound like you're describing women.
5. 2018-11-03 at 11:56 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock you sound like you're describing women.

   
   you offer free samples ?
6. 2018-11-03 at 12:04 PM UTC

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   Jackrabbitfyi Houston

   Originally posted by Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force Imagine shopping for a computer, and they won't let you try it out.
   
   Imagine shopping for shoes, and they won't let you try them on.
   
   Imagine shopping for a light, and no one will even show what it looks like in use.

   
   Yeah unless underwear has a protective coating that's a no go also. That's why you just get a variety and find your special combination lol
7. 2018-11-03 at 2:01 PM UTC

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   Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force Houston

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitfyi Yeah unless underwear has a protective coating that's a no go also. That's why you just get a variety and find your special combination lol

   
   I don't wear underwear
8. 2018-11-03 at 2:03 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you offer free samples ?

   
   you are either a poorly programmed bot or a complete fucking idiot.
9. 2018-11-03 at 2:04 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force I don't wear underwear

   
   post pics or it didn't happen.
10. 2018-11-03 at 2:29 PM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Ghost Just return it if you don't like it, that's why they give you a receipt

    
    
    
    Hope she got a receipt, it's clearly too small...
11. 2018-11-03 at 3:11 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'll bet she has to wear a diaper
12. 2018-11-03 at 3:14 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Look up the Roxy Raye green cream anal fart monster, hot stuff.
13. 2018-11-03 at 7:08 PM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    🤢
14. 2018-11-03 at 7:33 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock you are either a poorly programmed bot or a complete fucking idiot.

    
    and you arent smart enough to tell which.
15. 2018-11-03 at 7:46 PM UTC

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    Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force Houston
    Hot😝
16. 2018-11-03 at 8:50 PM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by aldra I'll bet she has to wear a diaper

    
    h-hot UwU
17. 2018-11-03 at 8:52 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra I'll bet she has to wear a diaper

    
    more likely she stuffs a sheep up there to keep her internal organs from falling out
18. 2018-11-03 at 8:52 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and you arent smart enough to tell which.

    
    stfu and go short circuit yourself
19. 2018-11-03 at 9:41 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock stfu and go short circuit yourself

    
    short circuit is a sign of high IQ.
20. 2018-11-03 at 9:49 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny short circuit is a sign of high IQ.

    
    because that makes sense