2018-11-01 at 11:02 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I play a fictional character on here.
In no way do the things I say reflect any thought that has ever crossed my mind in any genuine capacity.
Unless it's uplifting and positive, then I do take credit.
2018-11-01 at 11:03 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Good day to you, sirs.
(See, like that… that's me being legit).
2018-11-01 at 11:25 PM UTC
Lol I tried to make a bunch of posts on here that would get the government to kick down my door. I had a plan, I lived with my mom and had a webcam pointed at the door.
I would smoke a bunch of meth and make long ranting detailed posts about how I'm gonna sarin gas a bunch of people and do a mass shootie.
I think the agent they assigned to me got bored when he hit page 200 of the rattox spam. I overloaded the NSA with methposting
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2018-11-01 at 11:30 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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LOL that's actually quite a brilliant strategy if you're a legit terrorist or international criminal/fugitive of some kind... Just shitpost about drugs, terrorism, and crime until they tune you out because you've been labeled a crackpot/troll.
Actually that's kind of scarily potentially effective come to think of it.
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2018-11-01 at 11:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks
LOL that's actually quite a brilliant strategy if you're a legit terrorist or international criminal/fugitive of some kind… Just shitpost about drugs, terrorism, and crime until they tune you out because you've been labeled a crackpot/troll.
Actually that's kind of scarily potentially effective come to think of it.
Won't work
They have machine learning algorithms that can enhancement out all the bullshit and know exactly who is a potential problem.
This is why after more than a decade of violent speech they have never approached me yet they instantly go after people like Bill Krozby because they know how to sort out innocent people from the bullshit.
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2018-11-01 at 11:51 PM UTC
I kinda want them to kick my door in, I have a totally clean record and I want to yell at detectives and be like "WHAT YOU HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAM HARASS A TAXPAYER FOR SOME FACEBOOK TROLLING? WHY DONT YOU FIGHT SOME REAL CRIME"
and then bring up the stupidity of giving a guy a fake bomb and arresting them for being a domestic terrorist. ISIS is actually just the FBI, if you ever get 'recruited' it's just your handler so they are really the terrorists using ISIS as an excuse to arrest people so it looks like they stopping real terrorists.
MEANWHILE IN BELGIUM/FRANCE
2018-11-02 at 12:57 AM UTC
That's why you pretend to join ISIS and get them to send you 10k for guns and a bomb and you just spend it all on drugs and video games and when they ask how the plan to kill Americans going you say "yeah I changed my mind, not gonna go through with it" and block them on Facebook
2018-11-02 at 1:07 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
It's actually CSIS. They have so little respect people don't even know their acronym
2018-11-02 at 1:10 AM UTC
CSIS are a bundle of sticks
If they ever talked to me I would laugh in their faces and ask for the real authorities like the FBI or NSA.
I ONLY FOLLOW THE LAWS UPHELD BY GODKING EMPORER TRUMP
2018-11-02 at 1:34 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Shit, the unthinkable has happened.
I'm out of drugs and liquor.
Gotta do a beer run...
