2018-10-30 at 8:16 AM UTC
I was gonna try to make this into a rap but I dont think I can
so ill just tell this quick story probably
or maybe I can, like a bad man with bad men
like a chiken in a coop of hens
ugh
this thread is about what happend to me tonight ok so
I was talking to weenie butt aka fralalalala alalalalallalalalalalalal and others and then I had to go to the BAR with my nigga CHRIS so I was like Chris wasup and he's like nothing so we wne there and played some PIG WEHEEL you gys ever do that? PIG WHEEL?
anyway I hit my number twice in 3 turns which I never do so it payed out like 80-1 which is cool since i only bet a dollar on that spot so I won 80 dollars and then im like "lets go" and chris is like "yeah ok" and then we went up to the bar to pay his tab
and the bartender wasnt there because it's not the normal one the noraml one is micheellle but its her one day off a week
so. it was a new faggot bartender and we was trying to pay his tab and he literally couldn't because he wasn't there and so we went to the other end of the bar to ask the other bartender and shes like "I don't know where he is either he is a piece of shit" . she said that.l " he's a pice of shit i have no idea"
so we're like "uhhhh ok wtf" and then wer're at the lobbby area and then he FINALLY comes around like he was in some weird haunted corridor the whole tme and hes like WOAHHHHH what the fuck are you guy sdoing you can't leave with those drinks in your hand!!
and obvoisly im drunk right: and im like "fuck m8 we've been waiting on you for the last half hour to just pay our tab" and hes like "oh ive been busy getting NAPKINS" (from some room) and so wtf
so you're gett8ing NAPKINS you stupid bitch and we're just trying to literally pay out and he wants to make US to be the bad guys and so
AND SO
so we're walking down the stairs to leave the establishmnent, my buddy has his GLASS BOTTLE BEER in hand, I have my plastic drink in hand, and he suddenly flies in , suddenly ,tries to tell us WE CANT LEAVE with those. WE CANT LEAVE WITH GLASS BOTTLES.
and so i say "you're closing you stupid bitch we can leave however we want:
and he says ":nooooope you aren't allowed to leave with a glass bottle"
so i am getting really mad and i say "you fuckng kidding me dude? you havent been there for the lat half an hour when we (by we I mean he, my friend) were trying to pay our (by our i mean his) tab.
then he starts talking shit and we start talking shit and start walking down the stairs more and leave the building while he's yelling at us and then he said something from way back and it made me stop at the base of the stairs right when we were gonna leave peaceflly
he said "you dont know what you're getting yourself into". we were just gonna leave and walk home but he said that and I was juyst drunk enough to where I stopped in ME TRACKS. like a british m8. i stopped literally as I was holdihng the exit door, looked back up to him and said "you wot m8?:" and he said it again . and I said come down here and say it to me again bitch, cuz he was just standin gup there at the top of the stairs, so come down bitch. CASH ME OUSSIDE. haha i didn't actually say CASH me ousside but i
anyway he came outside and I had a rabble rouse with him talking more shit and words and he was frustrated because he was in the wrong the whole time because he's a faggot bitch noob bartender pussy and we fought in the parking lot and I don't ever fight but I was angry enough to do it tonight and so we did it and maybe I was lucky but I got a good swing on him and dropped his ass, lol, and then me and dude left. like right after. he dropped, we left. I ddin't wanna make a spectacle of it. dumb bitch though he's still making me mad how he tried to fucking antagonize me and friend for trying to find him to pay his tab. I hate him I hope he died.
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2018-10-30 at 8:21 AM UTC
and for what it's worth, the key part of that story, is that I got lucky on my swing. nine times out of ten it would of been me knocked out. for the record.
2018-10-30 at 8:44 AM UTC
Knocked his bitch ass out that muh dude Garret Fury World barfight champion title holder
Glad you hurt him and I hope your knuckles are okay
Goodnight don't stay safe
2018-10-30 at 12:52 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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Why r u fighting ur friend's fights?
2018-10-30 at 12:57 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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Well what was he doing while all this was happening? Fainting?
2018-10-30 at 1:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by tee hee hee
Well what was he doing while all this was happening? Fainting?
Watching. It was my business to HAMDLE at that point.
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2018-10-30 at 1:06 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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Alright alright settle down i was just wondering. Dont want u to beat me up too.
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2018-10-30 at 1:31 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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Lol ok. Nite. No touching ur peepee under the covers.
2018-10-30 at 1:33 PM UTC
My Sunday night story
11pm I'd just finished 3d printing an updated Extruder part for the printer itself. I was trimming off excess plastic and the blade slipped and sliced through my thumb very deep so basically my thumbprint was hanging off. Blood was everywhere so I wrapped it up and then headed out to find a Walgreens that was open and sold Steri strips.
After finding one and returning home I pulled up to see about 6 black women fighting. I put on my high beams and honked my horn at them to stop. I got out of my car and watched for a few moments contemplating going over there to stop them but they broke up into two groups and seemed to calm down a little so I went in.
10 mins later I was in my bathroom tending my wound and I hear a gunshot, so I go into my bedroom where I can hear better and hear the said nigs screaming and shouting again, I go to my patio door to open it and look out but as I open it I hear one of them screaming "you fuckin bitch" and then another gunshot followed by more screaming....so I decide going out on my patio might be a bad idea and I go back in and finish up my wound dressing.
Another 10 mins later the cops show up, I then look out and there are about 4 cop cars and a couple of groups of cops just standing around, I assume the group of apes already fled or something and one of the neighbors had called them after the gunshots.
I go to bed and sleep restfully.
2018-10-30 at 1:33 PM UTC
Mmq you're goin back crazy.
2018-10-30 at 1:47 PM UTC
I want to get into a bar brawl right now. It’s been too long and the little redneck inside of me is itchy.
