my night's story

1. 2018-10-30 at 1:47 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG You're a grown man picking fights over half full beer bottles.
   
   I mean this is funny, but not if it actually happened. If it actually happened it's sad. You're too old to act like this mq.

   
   Oh fuck off Mom.
2. 2018-10-30 at 1:48 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My Sunday night story
   
   11pm I'd just finished 3d printing an updated Extruder part for the printer itself. I was trimming off excess plastic and the blade slipped and sliced through my thumb very deep so basically my thumbprint was hanging off. Blood was everywhere so I wrapped it up and then headed out to find a Walgreens that was open and sold Steri strips.
   
   After finding one and returning home I pulled up to see about 6 black women fighting. I put on my high beams and honked my horn at them to stop. I got out of my car and watched for a few moments contemplating going over there to stop them but they broke up into two groups and seemed to calm down a little so I went in.
   
   10 mins later I was in my bathroom tending my wound and I hear a gunshot, so I go into my bedroom where I can hear better and hear the said nigs screaming and shouting again, I go to my patio door to open it and look out but as I open it I hear one of them screaming "you fuckin bitch" and then another gunshot followed by more screaming….so I decide going out on my patio might be a bad idea and I go back in and finish up my wound dressing.
   
   Another 10 mins later the cops show up, I then look out and there are about 4 cop cars and a couple of groups of cops just standing around, I assume the group of apes already fled or something and one of the neighbors had called them after the gunshots.
   
   I go to bed and sleep restfully.

   
   Tl Dr version: I cut my finger and live in a bad area
3. 2018-10-30 at 1:58 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo Tl Dr version: I cut my finger and live in a bad area

   
   WRONG! It's a good area (normally)
   
   Edit...well as good as any area can be in Houstonia.
4. 2018-10-30 at 2 PM UTC

   #24
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by ohfralala Oh fuck off Mom.

   
   Alcoholism is a sin.
5. 2018-10-30 at 2:01 PM UTC

   #25
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Good Christians don't act like this.
6. 2018-10-30 at 2:48 PM UTC

   #26
   

   itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

   
   That looks pretty deep Jiggy...............T needs to kiss it and make it better
7. 2018-10-30 at 2:51 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by itybit That looks pretty deep Jiggy……………T needs to kiss it and make it better

   
   Yes I ended up going to the Urgent care place yesterday as someone told me the fingerprint flap will die and fall off if I didn't get it stiched, the doctor superglued it instead of stitching it..hence the shinyness in the pic.
8. 2018-10-30 at 2:57 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I'm glad most people are concerned with my finger rather than the wild apes fighting and shooting at each other, thumbsup for good priorities.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • itybit
9. 2018-10-30 at 3 PM UTC

   #29
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   I've lived in my home for 35 years and have never once heard a gunshot.
   
   Damn, Boo.
   
   Time to move.
10. 2018-10-30 at 3:02 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 I've lived in my home for 35 years and have never once heard a gunshot.
    
    Damn, Boo.
    
    Time to move.

    
    The good outweighs the bad (re: illegal Mexican maids and sex trafficking)
11. 2018-10-30 at 3:05 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Good. He's lucky you didn't stomp his brain out right then and there.
12. 2018-10-30 at 3:14 PM UTC

    #32
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The good outweighs the bad (re: illegal Mexican maids and sex trafficking)

    
    
    
    
    Is Missouri failing our young boys and girls?
    
    By David V. Habif Jr.
    
    Aug 8, 2018
    
    
    On Jan. 1, 2017, California adopted Safe Harbor laws for caring for children enslaved and trapped in the commercial sexual exploitation of children, or sex trafficking. Missouri did not. In California, the law treats children rescued from sex slavery as victims, and they are given needed services. In Missouri, the law still treats them as criminals, and they may be given jail time. How can this be?
    
    And how bad is it in our backyard? According to a St. Louis Public Radio report, Missouri has the 17th most human trafficking cases in the country.
    
    According to the FBI, St. Louis is one of the top 13 “hot spots” in the U.S., and the National Human Trafficking Hotline further reports that St. Louis is among the top 7 U.S. cities in number of calls per capita through 2016.
13. 2018-10-30 at 3:17 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    "St. Louis is one of the top 13 “hot spots” in the U.S"
    
    Psssh...amateurs. Houston is ranked #1
    
    https://humantraffickinghotline.org/sites/default/files/100%20Most%20Populous%20Cities%20Report.pdf
14. 2018-10-30 at 3:58 PM UTC

    #34
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    St. louis is #7 per capita while Houston only comes in as #11 per capita.
    
    Take that, ho!
15. 2018-10-30 at 4:04 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Per Capita doesn't afford you a wider variety of crying 19yr old Asians and Mexicans to suck your willy numpty. One instance where Per Capita doesn't matter.
16. 2018-10-30 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #36
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Sure it matters.
    
    I get slapped proportionately less often (theoretically) for propositioning sweet young things.
17. 2018-10-30 at 4:14 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    No, you get slapped the same number of times, it's just the same person doing the slapping.
18. 2018-10-30 at 10:08 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    and then fled on a bicycle