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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ohfralala Conecuh
    Pork tenderloin
    Fried chicken
    Turkey
    Dick

    What about tasso? May I eat tasso?
  2. I’ll allow it.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock i have some meat for you

    sausage flavored

    What kind of sausage?
  4. infinityshock Black Hole


    apparently im not the first one that thought of that
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you want me to EAT your dick, thats a particularly strange fetish considering it could only take place once. But ok. Bring it on playboy.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ If you want me to EAT your dick, thats a particularly strange fetish considering it could only take place once. But ok. Bring it on playboy.

    its a date. your place or mine
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock its a date. your place or mine

    Mine
  8. PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    The bodies of jedi children
  9. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Mine

    even better

    you get to clean up the mess of bodily fluids from your torn orifices.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock even better

    you get to clean up the mess of bodily fluids from your torn orifices.

    I have a maid for that. What are we waiting for?
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I have a maid for that. What are we waiting for?

    im relatively certain the maid is going to decline such a task

    your address
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock im relatively certain the maid is going to decline such a task

    your address

    I'll meet you at Hornbachers Express in South Fargo, ND. Name the time.
  13. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Fin rhymes with Wren u guys make a cute couple.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Fin rhymes with Wren u guys make a cute couple.

    We're not a couple yet are you dense???????
  15. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Oh
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ If you want me to EAT your dick, thats a particularly strange fetish considering it could only take place once. But ok. Bring it on playboy.

    Not if you rationed it, like a carrot that has to last a few weeks.
  17. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Oatmeal, a glass of milk and a teeny tiny coffee.
  18. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    bacon melted cheese(havarti ran out of swiss and cheddar) bowls. still good shit
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    A gram of meth
  20. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Thanksgiving lunch at work. 😊 🦃
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